Why, hello ther. Free candy anyone?

And all the talk of sex drive has got me wondering:
Has any other guy here had a 24 hour long boner? its happened to me multiple times and its annoying as hell

what?you serious man?
who are you?

i have my fair share of long boner but....
24 hours.....
seriously,you could use something to jerk off....
fuck somebody....(or something)

Im not kidding you, i had sex like 4 times and it would go down for like 30 secs and then it was a fuckin brick again. i got so desperate i was punchin that motherfucker. its happened 4 times in my life. pissed me off everytime.

That sucks. :roll:
But really mnx, ;3 It's only fair. :lol:

You have no clue. try picking up your newborn nephew with that in front of your siblings. there are very few more awkward situations

Then put it behind your waistband of your pants and tight your belt a little tighter. :roll:

i tucked down my left pant leg but he wanted it to be known he was there and awake. it looked like a small rodent was attacking my inner thigh.

HA! You may need to talk to a doctor about that.

small? :lol:

pffffft.....hilarious :lol:

about the size of a ferret

Of all the things to compare it to xD

its the first thing that came to mind... i dont know why...

A ferret?

ok fine would you feel better if i said it looked like a small bear was trying to break out of my jeans? (also im listening to one by metallica right now, which is FUCKIN EXTREME)

no.

But One does kick ass in a profound way.

then whats wrong with the ferret. from now on thats what hes going to be referred to as (besides his name of course).

And of course. one is composed of astronomically epic win.

Hey, refer to your genitalia as you see fit. It's just.....a ferret?

no, not A ferret. he is to be referenced as ferret.

Whatever..........ferret.