Why, hello ther. Free candy anyone?

It's okay Elfen. :roll: Btw I saw your apology for forgetting I'm a female and that you lack to see any charm in me. Can't win them all lol.

no, no that was before i started reading your posts but now i have read some of them i can see the charm everyone (well most people) like .... is there any way i could dig this hole any deeper?

Well you could have declared your love on the internet, even worse would be a place that's mostly filled with perverts thus making it seem like you too are a massive perv.....oh wait. I'm so sorry man. =)

I have to say though, I think the perverts who are more open about themselves are less dangerous then the ones who keep it all behind closed doors. :?

Besides. I don't care what you say - everyones a pervert.

Yup.

That's how you get serial killers. (Jeffery Dahmer)

all we need now is a perverts anonymous so we can admit to it in person

Well, if you feel the need to do so. Personally, I prefer to embrace my perversions all by me onsies.

that just sounds like fapping to me but i enjoy that as well :)

I tried that in the park once... i didnt go so well...

Whatever works, you know. I mean when you got a raging boner that won't settle down, what can you do? :roll:

I have to say, that sounded hot. :roll:

Oh baby you know it.

Fappity fap fap. lol

lol i think your gonna fit in here perfectly fine with comments like that

fappity fap fap....
fappity fap fap....

......aaaarrrrgggghhhhh i couldn't erase it from my mind.....
heeeelllpppp..

let me help *pulls out bat*

HA! Just a problem we males have from time to time.

It's best in the morning. ;)

You know when you have your morning boner. Gotta love those. lol

yup. Or when you get one when your trying to go to sleep.

Never heard of that one.

Must be having dirty thoughts when you're going to sleep. lol

You're making me miss having a boyfriend :(
I miss that morning, afternoon, and night sex and anything in between >.o