Becoming a parent

I expected nothing less from Uncle Motherfucking Phil.

Do you mean that figuratively speaking or literally speaking.

Uhh... maybe both?

I hope he meant figuratively speaking.

Kinda reminds me of that baby fuck pic i saw in IB.

I won't post it.

I was just kidding :) I have a tendency to act incredibly sexist or racist for laughs without actually giving any hint that I'm kidding. Maybe I should start doing that last part.

I have already seen it I have read the whole fucking doujin and I won't read it again.

Having kids is interesting

it same like when we make a new character in a game~

We put their name, and then we choose their status point~

Lol does that mean I get to ask my parents for stat points my next birthday?

Lol I think so~

I mean, children Intelligence or strength will increase depends on what their parents teach them

like their Strength Point will increase if their parents told him/her to exercise or join in some sport club~

I want kids.
Nothing related to what a normal parent would ever want to have kids for though.

Hm....I'd say 2 kids the least, 3 the most. Preferably the oldest being a boy and the other 2 being girls. It'll be hard to get him to think about family and those other important stuff in his teen years but I hope he will should anything happen to us(his parents).



I might actually prefer that instead. I never had a real uncle so I wanna make sure that I'm a good uncle (if by some miracle I actually get kids before my siblings, then I'll focus on being a parent)

honestly i dont want kids because i know im not meant to be a parent and even if i could be a parent i doubt..... well you get the point

Not at all. I despise anything under the age of about 14 (cause I consider them morons) And I've been known get really angry really quick over dumb stuff. So not only would I be a horrid parent, I'd probably end up in jail

I didn't dream yet of being one. Cause there is fun and agony in being a parent.

i want to have kids, 1 boy and 1 girl.

I would love to have kids, but right now I'm in no condition to have any thing miraculous as that...2 kids a boy and a girl.

Havnt taken care of 2 nephews,yeah I do have thoughts but currently its out of the question as the important other half has yet to appear.

Yeah they are a real pain but for the first 4-6 years of their life,you get to see how something so small learn things,understand things etc.Its really something magical lol.

As for number of kids.I guess 2.Maybe a boy and a girl or any combination possible.

I'd want kids. 2boys 2girls or whatever combination life gives me, hell it will have fun to be a parent.^-^

I know you can't really choose this, but I'd like to have Twins, preferably a boy and girl. And if it's not a boy and girl twins, I'd like to have identical twins. Though just having twins in general would be cool and nice too.

If only there was someway you could do that.