CATS
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I THINK CATS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING
-ALL MY CAT DOES IS SLEEP AND BEG FOR FOOD (I HAVE A HUGE FATASS CAT)
-WHEN I TRY TO PET HIM AND APPRECIATE HIS PRESENCE, HE BITES THE SHIT OUT OF ME
-WHEN IM IN MY ROOM HE SCRATCHES THE DOOR AND WANTS TO BE LET IN. I LET THE FUCKER IN AND 2 MINUTES LATER HE LEAVES AND I CLOSE THE DOOR. AFTER LIKE 15 MINUTES THE LITTLE FUCKER IS BACK SCRATCHING ON MY DOOR
-WHEN HE TAKES A PISS, IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
-HE OCCASIONALLY BARFS ON THE FLOOR
-WHEN HE GOES EXPLORING AND KNOCKS SHIT OVER, HE NONCHALANTLY JOGS AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
-WHEN HE DECIDES TO MAKE A TABLE HIS SLEEPING SPOT, HE KICK SHIT ON THE FLOOR SO HE GETS MORE SPACE FOR HIMSELF
-HE SLEEPS IN MY CLOTHES PILE AND GETS THE SHIT ALL FURRY
-HE GETS BORED OF HIS FUCKING SCRATCHING POST AND DECIDES TO SCRATCH FURNITURE
-HE SOMETIMES HIDES AROUND CORNERS AND AMBUSHES ME WHEN I WALK BY, THEN HE RUNS AND HIDES
I AM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD COOK AND EAT THIS FUCKER LIKE NAMASENSEI DID ON ONE OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS
DISCUSS
-ALL MY CAT DOES IS SLEEP AND BEG FOR FOOD (I HAVE A HUGE FATASS CAT)
-WHEN I TRY TO PET HIM AND APPRECIATE HIS PRESENCE, HE BITES THE SHIT OUT OF ME
-WHEN IM IN MY ROOM HE SCRATCHES THE DOOR AND WANTS TO BE LET IN. I LET THE FUCKER IN AND 2 MINUTES LATER HE LEAVES AND I CLOSE THE DOOR. AFTER LIKE 15 MINUTES THE LITTLE FUCKER IS BACK SCRATCHING ON MY DOOR
-WHEN HE TAKES A PISS, IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
-HE OCCASIONALLY BARFS ON THE FLOOR
-WHEN HE GOES EXPLORING AND KNOCKS SHIT OVER, HE NONCHALANTLY JOGS AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
-WHEN HE DECIDES TO MAKE A TABLE HIS SLEEPING SPOT, HE KICK SHIT ON THE FLOOR SO HE GETS MORE SPACE FOR HIMSELF
-HE SLEEPS IN MY CLOTHES PILE AND GETS THE SHIT ALL FURRY
-HE GETS BORED OF HIS FUCKING SCRATCHING POST AND DECIDES TO SCRATCH FURNITURE
-HE SOMETIMES HIDES AROUND CORNERS AND AMBUSHES ME WHEN I WALK BY, THEN HE RUNS AND HIDES
I AM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD COOK AND EAT THIS FUCKER LIKE NAMASENSEI DID ON ONE OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS
DISCUSS
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Maybe he thinks you're too loud.WTF THE LITTLE PUSSY MEOWS LOUDER THAN 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS
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Brittany
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My cat plays fetch, and makes some of the most oddest meow noises. She's very vocal, if you say something to her or touch her she lets out little chirps.
But she plays fetch better then any dog I've ever seen. She drops it right back on your lap if you're sitting.
She likes to cuddle under the blanket with you. In the mornings she'll dig at the blankets on the bed if she can't get under.
But she plays fetch better then any dog I've ever seen. She drops it right back on your lap if you're sitting.
She likes to cuddle under the blanket with you. In the mornings she'll dig at the blankets on the bed if she can't get under.
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
My cat plays fetch, and makes some of the most oddest meow noises. She's very vocal, if you say something to her or touch her she lets out little chirps.But she plays fetch better then any dog I've ever seen. She drops it right back on your lap if you're sitting.
She likes to cuddle under the blanket with you. In the mornings she'll dig at the blankets on the bed if she can't get under.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CAT THAT EARNED THE RIGHT TO NOT BE EATEN
MINE ON THE OTHER HAND.........
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lollollol12 wrote...
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
My cat plays fetch, and makes some of the most oddest meow noises. She's very vocal, if you say something to her or touch her she lets out little chirps.But she plays fetch better then any dog I've ever seen. She drops it right back on your lap if you're sitting.
She likes to cuddle under the blanket with you. In the mornings she'll dig at the blankets on the bed if she can't get under.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CAT THAT EARNED THE RIGHT TO NOT BE EATEN
MINE ON THE OTHER HAND.........
INVITE ME OVER FOR THE ROAST
MY FUCKING BITCH OF A CAT MEOWS AND SHIT, AND WHEN I FEED HER SHE GETS ALL BITCHY LIKE SHE DIDN'T WANT IT. WHAT A DYKE.
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Lol, I'm glad that, to some extent, I inspired this thread?
More over, I can relate. I don't hate cats, but I don't like em. Same for dogs and many other animals. I like em while young (like some of you and women), but once they bite you or scratch you, that's it. No more being nice and displaying acceptance. I don't like to mention my dislike for animals all that much though, because people get angry and assume that because I don't like animals I'm evil or some sort of jackass. But I have my reasons.
Don't eat the cat though :) sell it to the kids who buy your crack
lol i c wat u did thar. That was funny.
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More over, I can relate. I don't hate cats, but I don't like em. Same for dogs and many other animals. I like em while young (like some of you and women), but once they bite you or scratch you, that's it. No more being nice and displaying acceptance. I don't like to mention my dislike for animals all that much though, because people get angry and assume that because I don't like animals I'm evil or some sort of jackass. But I have my reasons.
Don't eat the cat though :) sell it to the kids who buy your crack
ZiggyOtaku wrote...
Maybe he thinks you're too loud.lol i c wat u did thar. That was funny.
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HentaiElder wrote...
Don't eat the cat though :) sell it to the kids who buy your crackI DO NOT KNOW IF I CAN PROFIT MUCH, THEY WANT CRACK NOT PUSSY
PLUS THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE BEST MEAL OF MY LIFE
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lollollol12 wrote...
HentaiElder wrote...
Don't eat the cat though :) sell it to the kids who buy your crackI DO NOT KNOW IF I CAN PROFIT MUCH, THEY WANT CRACK NOT PUSSY
PLUS THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE BEST MEAL OF MY LIFE
Lol. Well either way you gain something.