CATS

YOU GOT TROLLED BY A CAT

SO NOT GANGSTA BRO

Maybe your cat just needs to get laid.

Maybe your cat just needs to get laid.

My male cat keeps pissing/marking its territory on almost every single place he can piss. That's the main thing I hate about my cat. I mean, 10 minutes ago he sprayed some urine on my favorite China lamp. And 3 minutes ago I smeared hot sauce all over his genitals.

I THINK CATS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING

-ALL MY CAT DOES IS SLEEP AND BEG FOR FOOD (I HAVE A HUGE FATASS CAT)

-WHEN I TRY TO PET HIM AND APPRECIATE HIS PRESENCE, HE BITES THE SHIT OUT OF ME

-WHEN IM IN MY ROOM HE SCRATCHES THE DOOR AND WANTS TO BE LET IN. I LET THE FUCKER IN AND 2 MINUTES LATER HE LEAVES AND I CLOSE THE DOOR. AFTER LIKE 15 MINUTES THE LITTLE FUCKER IS BACK SCRATCHING ON MY DOOR

-WHEN HE TAKES A PISS, IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT

-HE OCCASIONALLY BARFS ON THE FLOOR

-WHEN HE GOES EXPLORING AND KNOCKS SHIT OVER, HE NONCHALANTLY JOGS AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

-WHEN HE DECIDES TO MAKE A TABLE HIS SLEEPING SPOT, HE KICK SHIT ON THE FLOOR SO HE GETS MORE SPACE FOR HIMSELF

-HE SLEEPS IN MY CLOTHES PILE AND GETS THE SHIT ALL FURRY

-HE GETS BORED OF HIS FUCKING SCRATCHING POST AND DECIDES TO SCRATCH FURNITURE

-HE SOMETIMES HIDES AROUND CORNERS AND AMBUSHES ME WHEN I WALK BY, THEN HE RUNS AND HIDES

I AM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD COOK AND EAT THIS FUCKER LIKE NAMASENSEI DID ON ONE OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS



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