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lollollol12 · 2009-07-23T22:45:58+00:00

I THINK CATS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING -ALL MY CAT DOES IS SLEEP AND BEG FOR FOOD (I HAVE A HUGE FATASS CAT) -WHEN I TRY TO PET HIM AND APPRECIATE HIS PRESENCE, HE BITES THE SHIT OUT OF ME -WHEN IM IN MY ROOM HE SCRATCHES THE DOOR AND WANTS TO BE LET IN. I LET THE FUCKER IN AND 2 MINUTES LATER HE LEAVES AND I CLOSE THE DOOR. AFTER LIKE 15 MINUTES THE LITTLE FUCKER IS BACK SCRATCHING ON MY DOOR -WHEN HE TAKES A PISS, IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT -HE OCCASIONALLY BARFS ON THE FLOOR -WHEN HE GOES EXPLORING AND KNOCKS SHIT OVER, HE NONCHALANTLY JOGS AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED -WHEN HE DECIDES TO MAKE A TABLE HIS SLEEPING SPOT, HE KICK SHIT ON THE FLOOR SO HE GETS MORE SPACE FOR HIMSELF -HE SLEEPS IN MY CLOTHES PILE AND GETS THE SHIT ALL FURRY -HE GETS BORED OF HIS FUCKING SCRATCHING POST AND DECIDES TO SCRATCH FURNITURE -HE SOMETIMES HIDES AROUND CORNERS AND AMBUSHES ME WHEN I WALK BY, THEN HE RUNS AND HIDES I AM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD COOK AND EAT THIS FUCKER LIKE NAMASENSEI DID ON ONE OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS DISCUSS

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Nachbar

15 years ago

Until your cat is done roasting, might I suggest you play some Kitten Cannon?
http://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html

lollollol12

15 years ago

Nachbar wrote...

Until your cat is done roasting, might I suggest you play some Kitten Cannon?
http://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html

LOL HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS GAME FROM YEARS AGO

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