The Jesus wrote...
Ignoring absolutely everything that I am aware of that has been said here, I think I should change my avi. The problem is, I can't figure out, for the life of me, what I could use that would be suitable for my personality. That, and I am absolutely way too fucking drunk to even consider it. If, by some chance, my avatar suddenly becomes something that no one in their right mind could ever comprehend in a million years, I've done it.
Well seeing as you're constantly drunk (at least according to your own testimony on the forums) why not change it to something having to do with the sauce.