Embarrassing/ Stupid Stunts

...Just wondering if you've done anything stupid/embarrassing to yourself fakku members. Or anything that could've got you arrested. o-o

me: this summer i streaked through the local mall. Got chased by a mall cop, had a huge beanie over my face with holes for the eyes. Ran outside where the getaway car was XD

Surprise buttsex my girlfriend without even using a A PROPER lube (JUST HER PUSSY JIUCE), she passed out and I was "OH SHIITT!!" AND HER PARENTS was just in the other room.

I keep tripping over myself. I also run into doors often.

I walking in the halls one time. I saw my friend and waved. He didn't wave back. I felt like an idiot.

onii-chan.. that happens to me too >///<

Happened to me too.

This one time when I saw this girl I know she waved my direction so I waved back. Then I realized she waved to her friend not me. Then she noticed me and finally waved at me too.

At least your friends wave to you... <.<
It's happened to me about 10 times.
TODAY.

today it happened to me about... 6 times? my friends all waved to other people and then i felt... meh >///<

*edit* it was today too ;_; lol

*tears off clothing, revealing a mall cop uniform*

I fucking knew it was you! Now I've tracked you down, and now your ass is going to internetz jail!

I aged milk for weeks and put it in a pan then threw it at my school principle the day before school let out. But he was a much faster runner than I knew and my getaway car left me.

Then I tripped.

In college
Get into class, put my books down, sit on the chair, look around for 1 whole minute thinking why are so many stares at me and realise Im in the wrong class

I tripped over air last friday. landed on my face. ended up with a fat lip

Klutz.

Once, I waved at a complete stranger thinking it was my friend.

He waved back.

While playing golf, my golf ball landed near some water with tall grass around it. Turns out it landed right beside a snake that was laying in the grass, and that may or may not have been sleeping.

I got my golf ball back.

I'm a big fan of free Running/Parkour!
for people who don't know what it is than watch the video:

Well my best friend and I use to practice at the mall, woods, and parks.
At the start of out Tenth grade year we decided to use the School's courtyard as our playground...it turned out to be a bad idea because as i jumped off a stair rail my teach walked right into the path of my landing spot. "i landed on her, and my friend laughed at me..."

I got detention for two days for "attacking a teacher" they say...

Such a klutz...

I dived into a pool and realized it was shallower than I though. I hit the upper bridge of my nose on the bottom of the pool. It looked like someone took a spork and just scooped out part of my nose.

Ouch!
now that had to hurt!

Several years ago I tried learning how to ride a skateboard, which never went to fruition but anyway, I was going down the sidewalk when I noticed a cute girl walking down the sidewalk towards me. I just started riding towards her when I hit a crack in the sidewalk. Board flipped from under me, I landed on the sidewalk, on my back, with the wind knocked out of me. After proceeding to cough my lungs up for five seconds to breathe she walked by. I said something like "Hey" and she just gave me a weird look and continued walking. >.<

O-O oh uh. . .look! Rare hentai! -points behind you and runs-