Embarrassing/ Stupid Stunts

snapped myself in the eye with my own bullwhip before. Yep I got skillz><

I did that this weekend XD My brother's gonna be Indiana Jones for Halloween so we got him a whip and I was messing around with it and almost blinded myself

I put a jumping jack in my buttcrack and lit it....
It blew a piece of my ass pink, right on the top of the crack.....All the skin was gone. I did it because of a dare.
I'm retarded.

As for my wound, that part of my ass is darker than the rest of my ass....its an obvious wound...

What kinda bullwhip was it?

Butt Firecracker>Bullwhipped eye

dunno, I didn't go with them to buy it and I didn't ask

No my friend it goes Ass seeking bottle rocket>butt firecracker>bellwhipped eye

Edit: My whip was a 9 foot leather bullwhip with tassel. I don't know what kind you got whipped with but sympathy goes out to you.

That's unfortunate dood. x3

About skateboarding too, I was practicing my ollies (standing in the same place, not moving), and the board slipped and hit me right near my nuts. And it's not the first time and I almost killed my nuts. (oh yes, I also broke my arm riding my skateboard. I was going down an asphalt, and my legs got numb. And so I fell forward and broke my left arm)

Lmao that was funny ! i almost choked on my cookie while read that !

i ran to the mirror as if it was not there

O.o that was random try flipping a fried egg for a stunt it's fun if you dont mind the hot hot oil XD

Yeah, never saw her in the neighborhood again after that. Probably thinking, I don't want to go anywhere near that freak. XD

Oh yeah. I went to a family party, and everyone went swimming so I thought I'd look cool and do a few flips off the diving board. Unfortunately I slipped after my first jump in air on the stupid wet diving board. Slipped and my inner thigh hit the diving board, close to my nuts. Everything went white for a second and my older cousin had to rescue me from drowning.

There's more fish in the water. :P

I get my teachers angry easily. Such as doing something silly like saying is she the son of the devil or saying jew banana.

Three years ago me and my buds went out on a swimming resort that advertised "pool waves" and tall, huge twisted water slides from high towers beside the pools.

We decided to try out the biggest slide in the place - I went up the 8th storey of the tower and slid down the top slide - it was fast and slightly disorienting. Halfway I tried to slow down a bit since I noticed I was picking up too much speed. I finally reached the end of the slide and slid down and landed on water, high on a bit of adrenaline. A few of my buds were clapping near the poolside (some of them were afraid of heights). As I was bowing back to them like a maestro after a performance (I was still behind the end of the slide), one of my fat friends bludgered me from behind - he didn't know I slid a few seconds before him - and he ended up landing on the back of my head, near the neck.

I went home with a headache and a very sore neck that lasted for 2 days.

Sheeeeiiit! Hold on though, did you drift in front of another slide or was he just really, really inattentive at the top getting on after you?

Hit myself in the head with the blade side of a sword. But don't worry, my face is still beautiful.

A long time ago when i was in high school i sat in a class and followed lessons as normally, not noticing anything.
At the end of the lesson the teacher called to me and asked me what the HELL i was doing there, ofc i was stunned and looked around me ('e's a kluts, not surprised i didn't get noticed), then i started recognizing people around me as my "old" class, i followed them instinctively and never thought of it. >.>
Eventually i got detention for twice the original time missed in class but we did have a lot of lulz :D

Ooh yeh, when i was very young some kid dared me to jump on thin ice. Stupid me, my brother had to rescue me from drowning as the ice kept breaking under the weight of my arms >.>