Embarrassing/ Stupid Stunts

You are a ninja.



This is probably the most embarrassing thing you can do everyday.

I can't be sure if I've ever really been embarrassed by anything I've done. A lot of times, I'm making sure that as many people as possible are watching me do something that would be considered "embarrassing" or "stupid." I pride myself on being different. I'll stop myself from doing shit because it might impact me negatively in the future, but in my opinion, behavior should follow the same rule as witchcraft, "An it harm none, do as ye will," with the provision that as long as you're willing to accept it and not be a bitch, you can do whatever you want to yourself. I've put myself in situations where I could've been seriously injured, but, I was cool with the possibility of being paralyzed because sometimes something is just so fun that the experience, regardless of how horrible it wound up, would be worth sacrificing the ability to walk.

People are bitches about having fun and doing what they want to do. As long as I've been alive, I've always been bombarded with shit about how others see you and what constitutes "acting right," but I just don't see shit the same way. If you don't give a shit, whatever, I don't give a shit either.

Nope. I actually wondered if it broke the skin when I came up from the bottom

I caught my legs on fire once and started kicking people.

Maybe!

I thought itd be fun to mess with my stiches on my leg after a surgery.....ya...say hello so massive infection and severe tissue damage and a year and a half recovery....any one wanna see pics???

Played artificial girl in a train.

Bring it.

Idk if ill get in trouble lol its my first day.

Nah it's cool. Catcher even made a thread about his cool infection (with explicit pics and all).

lol i put it on there i hope everyone enjoys thats...lmao

Hard to say, I did so many stupid stunts when I was younger.
But one that comes to mind is jumping off my slide when it had baby oil on it, slipped and almost hit my head on a concrete seat we had in the pool I was the only one swimming that day.

I tried to eat glass. that is all.

I got ticked off at some waiters at a restaurant downtown, and so I decided before we left I'd piss on the washroom sinks. My friend walks in halfway through...

IN SCHOOL VIOLENCE? LOLLZ

Lulz indeed, Lollollol12. Lulz indeed.

Stuck a key in a plug in outlet when I was younger. I was so bored because my little brother kept on watching that old movie Dumbo. I was so sick of it and that time my mom forced me to watch it with the rest of the kids. So I saw a key and with nothing better to do, jammed it into the plug-in outlet.

Next thing I know I wake up in front of a worried cousin and parents while my hands and face are all completely pitch black. Scary but very stupid.

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I recall another time a few years ago when I got stuck in an item of clothing waaay to small for me. I was suffocating and I couldn't take it off, I had to shout for help and these people came and tried to get me out of it. I swear my arm almost broke off, it hurt like hell. I was broken down in tears and someone had to get a scissors and cut the clothes off of me.

After that I raged like hell to the clothes designer, I'm so skinny already and the woman was just too stupid. Never went in that shop again. They can't bloody do measurements correctly.

Jumped off a 3 story house on to my friends trampoline landed on it and bounced completely off flying at least 4 stories high and landing on my back into the grass. I didn't move for a few minutes due to so much pain.

Riding my bike while looking at a hot mom bend over to pick up her newspaper. It was trash day and I ran into a trash can did a flip over it and landed on my side. Friend couldn't stop laughing.

Homemade flamethrower using gasoline and some soap to make the flames stick. It worked until it got all over the nozzle and the flamethrower itself caught on fire.

Eating Raman Noodles while playing video games. I dropped my controller into the bowl.

Riding my bike into a pool off a 32 foot high diving board. That's all I gotta say.

i ran into a corner today... and dropped my books... and no one helped grab them... so i was late to class... then after class i saw my friend looking at me, waved, and said "hi." turns out, she wasn't looking at me, but the person next to me... that adds another +1 to my "Moments of Awkwardness Where You Wave to a Person and They Don't Wave Back." XD