How do you cope?

same as Kaimax.

Oooh. A domestic engineer. You will really be a SAHD person (Stay At Home Dad). But I really respect men who want to raise their own kids at home with all the parenting love they can give, for I was raised by one. My dad and my mom were both having good corporate careers. Then they decided that one should stay home and raise me and my sisters - my dad did.

Probably when the same opportunity comes for me to be able to stay at home and take care of the kids, I'll be a SAHD person too ^_^

This thread reminds me of this youtube video...

Response to OP
: Hollowpoints.

roundhouse kick to the head probably. I don't hate kids but when they get out of line you have to let them know whos boss... a good spanking never killed anyone.

My future fathering tactic right there.

Too bad only a few parents do this. That's why kids now a days are so retarded.

If they are anything like me, they will never learn their "lesson" and do it over and over again(things that are blatantly immoral don't count). Especially if it involves something you wouldn't want to get caught doing, which just made me try harder not to get caught.

I will rear my child in the forests, fighting off wolves n' shit. And everytime he disobeys my word, I will bludgeon him. No child of mine will have such a ridiculous thing as a "happy childhood". He will grow up a hard and strong man, so no fuckers fuck with that little fucker. I will personally make sure he won't get away with anything.

I can't cope with kids, or most ppl in that matter so i just hide myself in my little cave(room) and stay in there only coming out for the occasional snack,bathroom break etc.

you will be the "pitcher" to his "catcher" so to speak?

Just make sure he doesn't turn out gay or emo.

What are you, homophobic?

Why does that not surprise me? <.<

Eh, everyone is entitled to their opinion - even if their opinion is being a homophob.

Personally, if it is a small boy, I play a video game with them. And then I beat the crap outta them at whatever we're playing, thusly earning their respect. If it is a young girl - we'll they just want attention so I'll just play whatever they want to play or maybe help them bake something. Sexist I know...

Haha I've had to deal with that. You've got to let a kid win enough in games to keep them interested, but you can't make a habit of letting them win all the time either because it will spoil them and piss them off when they realize they don't always win against others.

Same, except I have a few friends that I hang with on occasion. Plus I have to hit Borders every once in a while because it's my home away from home, in some way. Not sure how to explain that.

Ichihara, in the future could you post all three replies in one post, instead of simply triple posting? Make your posts seem more valid when you take the time to post properly.