[Locked] I trolled an Olive Garden Waiter

So, Im a bit of an asshole, so my friends and I had a joke about olive garden (a monologue) that was, well.. I went and did it in real life. here is the verbal account of the trolling.

Waiter approaches
"hello, my name iz Yoseph. I will be your waiter thiz evening" (Spanish accent)

Me
Yeah.. uh, I would like a bowl of them.. what ya call em.. cheese filled pasta thingies.. Cannoli's! Yeah, a bowl of those, and a Coke. (I can fake a good southern accent)

Waiter is trained well, he shows no contempt or fear
"sir, we have cheese raviolis if thats what you're referring to (explanation of the cheese raviolis) is that what you were wanting?"

Me (almost laughed at this part)
"sure whatever, I don't speak Mexican"

Waiter is confused, angry and shocked all at once. wanting to keep his job, he responds through clenched teeth
"will that be all?"

Me
"yeah, so salsa you're ass in there and get it done."

Waiter glared at me while he served other costumers, did not return until it was time for the check, didn't offer dessert. I paid, and when he came to get the check I talked normally, thanked him for the meal, and left him a thirty dollar tip, and left a piece of paper that said "you got trolled" on it.

Son, I am disappoint.

You know he could've totally pissed/came/spit on/in your food right?

Yeah, it was a worthwhile risk.

To be honset the joke was about being ignorant and making people mad that I didn't know the difference between Italian food and Spanish food. There was a good 15 second gap as he walked up where I pondered if I should still do it, because it would wind up pretty racist, which it did. but he got a 30 buck tip and I got some lulz. win/win.

This is one dangerous stunt you pulled there.
I worked part time as a waiter in a hotel restaurant and I know people who drop drops of urine into customer's drinks when they pissed them off, and i can say it is a culture in the industry.
Never, ever, pissed the waiter because they can always have the last laugh.

Your skillz at being an asshat are quite respectable.

trolling people in real life is a nono, didn't your parents raise you with any manners?

You're lucky they didn't kick you out right there. Most places won't tolerate that. Any place I've been at as soon as a customer insults your appearance/gender/race/etc you can tell them they can leave now.

Ballzy indeed, however, i dont choose to spend my time getting people angry at me then confusing them 10 min later.

Kudos to the waiter as for you....

You have guts, I give you that. But I suggest not to do that again. Next time, you may not be so lucky.

that doesnt seem worth it...it cost you $30 extra, you probably ate his cum ravioli, and it didnt seem that fulfilling.

Plus, he probably doesnt even have the internet at his house, so he might not even know what trolling is!

Do this if you can back it up.

Quite funny but not the best course of action.

Theres a difference...? Also, next time you've got 30 bones to spare pass some my way.

This reminds me on a tale.

My friends and I were down In New Mexico, and we were eating at a place called Poncho's [Mexican restaurant]. My friends decided to mess around with our waitress and start hitting on her. They got her so uncomfortable that she called over her boyfriend [who was ripped I might add] whom happened to be also in the restaurant at the time and he scared the [he threatened them] [a lot] out of them and they ran out of the restaurant. We were with a group so it didn't count as a dine-and-dash.

Does that even count as hitting on her? What's the point of hitting on a girl if the guy gets her uncomfortable? Then the guy is just creepy.

I would assume hitting on is a form of trying to flatter, not make them want to crawl in a hole and die.

Maybe it's a secret man law I don't know about though.

Well remember how in elementary school a boy would be mean to you to show you he likes you? I think it is something along those lines.

I remember one time a waitress asked me what I would like to drink and I asked for a coke. She then said, "we don't have coke, is pepsi okay?"

I replied, "NO PEPSI IS NOT OKAY! FUCK!"

Luckily she could tell I was joking.