[Locked] I trolled an Olive Garden Waiter

super scrub do you live in the south?

Maybe he meant sexually harassed.

Why didn't you slap him while you were at it? Add injury to insult.

ow dangerous wanna try it but my parent would kill me if a do that IRL everyone wear's a mask( means hide's your true self) but here that comes off!!

Wow, internet behavior in the real world. What would get potentially get you banned in the virtual world, may actually have consequence in the real world. I don't see why you guys do it, unless you have malicious streak in you.

The two examples given about trolling the waiter, and being the typical "ugly American" sexually harassing the waitress in Mexico is not even remotely funny in a Jackass way. I guess there is something commendable about having consistently boorish behavior on the internet and in real life.

KINDA LAME MAN

Since you are not in the hospital, I fail to see the point of this thread

wow, this is really surprising. lets see.

18 year old social recluse.
No Income.
Socially inept.
isn't retarded.


went to a Olive garden and

Pulled off a flawless southern accent
didn't laugh or break character the entire meal.
Didn't get the shit beaten out of him for calling Spanish Mexican.
Told a grown man to salsa his ass into the kitchen.
Ate the meal served by said waiter.
tipped around 200%
And posted the story In a thread about trolling.

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Edit:Since No one got it, I didn't actually do it, the thread itself is my trolling. If I had ever done that to a waiter, I would be having a menu surgically removed from my anus.
seriously guys, pay attention.

I live in Northern California. I didn't live in East Oakland but I was like 1 bus away so you guys know I'm hard.

You got some guts to pull that off man, but be wary next time you think of doing it again - you might not get so lucky again on getting a waiter like that.

@Schellinkhout: Most of the users here (apparently you can't read their intent) have basically expressed this: cool story bro, but trolling in real life is far more dangerous than trolling online. Trolling in real life can bring down a heap of trouble if someone decides to sue you. And honestly, I agree with them regardless of the "pity fee" you paid.

*Looks at watch* That pill you ate now leaves you with only 69 hours left to live.

My uncle and a bunch of his friends were having dinner at a nice place but they were drinking a little and were a bit loud. A lady at a table behind him said that he needed to quiet down. So he stood up and made a toast to one of his friends and said. "Hey man, good job, happy that you beat it." (a reference to cancer) everyone obviously understood. Then his friend got up and gave his own speech about his battle with cancer (which didn't happen). The lady behind them felt like such a bitch she got up and left.
That's how IRL trolling is done.

Ok guys, I guess I was too subtle, I didn't actually do that.

Yea, that bit about the tip being $30 definitely should've triggered our troll alarm.

Being subtle on the internet is hard to pull off. However, I am glad that you didn't actually do that. That being said, whats the point of this thread?

He trolled us instead of the waiter, but perhaps he really did troll the waiter in light of recent comments.

At this point I don't care.

You're a terrible troll, if you can even call yourself that. You just wasted those who read /replied to this threads' time and made yourself look like an idiot from beginning to end.

Good job.

@Rayne fine, I didn't troll, I tricked some random people on the internet into thinking I was a prick to a waiter, that better? and sorry for wasting precious minutes of your pornsite forum browsing, my bad.

As for everyone else's reactions, how about you all calm it down? there are millions of gifs and vids or rape,killing,torture and such, and im getting flipped shit because I lied about acting like an ass? Its a fucking story, get over it. I didn't hear shit from you lot when we were talking about that simply sarah youtube shit.