Schellinkhout wrote...
wow, this is really surprising. lets see.
18 year old social recluse.
No Income.
Socially inept.
isn't retarded.
went to a Olive garden and
Pulled off a flawless southern accent
didn't laugh or break character the entire meal.
Didn't get the shit beaten out of him for calling Spanish Mexican.
Told a grown man to salsa his ass into the kitchen.
Ate the meal served by said waiter.
tipped around 200%
And posted the story In a thread about trolling.
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Edit:Since No one got it, I didn't actually do it, the thread itself is my trolling. If I had ever done that to a waiter, I would be having a menu surgically removed from my anus.
seriously guys, pay attention.
Here, hopefully you guys will collectively pull your heads out of your asses and realize I didn't do it. The post above was my attempt at being subtle, but none of you seemed to have enough common sense to realize being a douche to a waiters is a terrible idea.
And also.
Im 18, I look like a stupid teenager, not a 50-year old texan stereotype, a waiter would of realized I was being an idiot.
@Azuran, I would ask you to pull your head out of your ass, but I fear you would die in a non-methane based environment
@TheMikuruSlave and @Ramsus,This is why we can't have nice things; idiots who believe everything they read on the internet.