Mr. Bushido wrote...
I busted my skull into the corner of a wall while dancing to the Barney song when I was 4. I bled, a lot... after that, I stopped watching Barney.
This is Hilarious
I cannot swim properly.. Believe it or not...
Also my right index finger was broken by one of my friend in high-school, and he still is my friend, well now My finger is Crooked