Interesting facts about yourself

... Wut?

I managed to pull off 2/3 of Assasin's Tsubame Gaeshi.

Minus the crazy dimensional fracturing and stuff, of course. Shit still hurts my arms though. >.>

I like to treat my girl right. :)

Also, I got to listen to her on the phone while she used it.

Fair enough on the getting to hear part ;p but the $10 part made me lul. My basic vibrator was $25, though I've never gone above $35 on something. I'd feel ashamed of myself if I did. Though there's this one $50 I always was curious about at my local porn store, but never could bring myself to get it. Too much money ):

Spencer's sells crappy vibrators. Not much of a selection either. But you can't expect much from a store that's inside a shopping mall. Still, the price is right, even if the thing doesn't last long. Plus, both of them glowed in the dark and were water-proof.

-I am very snide to my co-workers just for the sake of having a cynical man to crack jokes when the group starts to discuss Schrodinger's Cat Theory...again.

-I am apparently a very accomplished poet, despite the fact that I hate poetry...cruel irony.

-I am fairly embarrassed to admit that I still collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards from time to time, particularly Dark Magician.

-I am an avid Megaman fan.

-I have convinced some people that I am god by way of strange coincidences such as the wind blowing when I commanded it to, and a rainfall stopping when I wished it so...strange.

I can turn my head almost halfway around

Although I am an "interesting" person, according to almost every person I know, I can't think of a single thing that makes me interesting.

i work out too much. to the point were i hurt my joints and pass out.
i do parkour.
i have an affinity for any type of weapon.
i only know where one scar on my body came from. and i have too many scars to count.
i dated two girls at once and they were both fine with it. it was horrible an i'll never do it again.

im a giant at 5'8", but i have TINY feet (size 6) and hands.
ive broken my nose so many times that my right nostril is completely blocked by scar tissue.
im double jointed at my hips.
Carrots make me hiccup.
i love my sega genesis.
i tell everyone i want to be a librarian, but, if i had my way, my band would sign a record deal and tour around the world.
i love dogs!
i still call my guardian my guardian, even though i aged out of that system last year.
i have a twin brother.

pretty typical stuff.

wtf?

I can sit here and do nothing.

One morning I nearly died by drowning in Milk before School.

two years ago i had severe poison ivy from the south that i got fed up with. so took my sharpest knife and cut it all off. it was brutally blood. didn't scar surprisingly.

I'm not really a Singh <_<

Depends. If it's the last one that I have and I don't feel like going out just to buy another pack, then I'd simply cut its burnt butt off, light it "properly" this time around, and finally start smoking.

I've died once.

And how did that feel? Share some more.

It seems I am one of the few British users on Fakku...and I'm proud of it! I'll show you that we Brits can be as perverted as you Yanks! ...wait...