Harmonian wrote...
I'm a obsessive compulsive paranoid schizophrenic who goes to the doctor regularly thinking I have some horrible disease I looked up on the internet.
Doesn't that make you a hypochondriac?
Despite my charisma and what many women have told me is some sexy-ass hair, I have managed to land myself squarely in the friend-zone of each and every woman I have ever met.
Which I'm sure is a common complaint on here.