Lesson Learned!
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For the love of whatever is most dear to you, fucking think before you speak or post.
I cant tell you how many times Ive just said things and immediately realized how much of an asshole I sound like.
I cant tell you how many times Ive just said things and immediately realized how much of an asshole I sound like.
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Blackraider78 wrote...
Lesson: Never zip your pants till you're 100% certain it's in.
Reason: It hurts. Alot.
Lesson learned!
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gurumao2 wrote...
Blackraider78 wrote...
Lesson: Never zip your pants till you're 100% certain it's in.
Reason: It hurts. Alot.
Lesson learned!
And never forget it.
No really... Don't...
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Xil
Norse God of Sawdust
Lesson: The cake is a lie.
Lesson: When encountering a large- likely old- vehicle decorated with the single statement of 'Free Candy': Be sure to send the child up first... just to be safe.
True Lesson: Always remember to ask yourself "Is it worth it?"
Reason: Because it normally isn't.
Lesson: When encountering a large- likely old- vehicle decorated with the single statement of 'Free Candy': Be sure to send the child up first... just to be safe.
True Lesson: Always remember to ask yourself "Is it worth it?"
Reason: Because it normally isn't.
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jmason wrote...
Lesson: Never mess with a college professor's coffee.Reason: They need as much coffee as they can to endure a day. One of my old professors joked that with the amount of coffee the faculty drinks in a day, if they're bleeding they'd bleed brown. One of my friends learned it the hard way too.
Lesson: If you really had to hide some of your money in your bedroom, make sure it is in paper bill form, is hidden thoroughly and in an unnoticeable place.
Reason: One of my younger sisters (she's 12) is a kleptomaniac - of money. She already stole money from both my parents, my granny, my cousins, my other sister, and even from 2 of our uncles. But to her frustration (since I heard her go AAARRRGGGGHHH in my room while I spied on her trying to find my money cache) she has never gotten any of my money yet. Game's always on, little bitch ^_^
You should buy a room lock!
I could not live with you little sister because i leave cash everywhere...
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If you are in a room with religious fundamentalists from any faith just keep quiet, dont say anything no matter how irritating the things they say are.
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pumpkin king wrote...
If you are in a room with religious fundamentalists from any faith just keep quiet, dont say anything no matter how irritating the things they say are.Too true!
Its just best to let them yap, because if you try to change there views they will start bashing you and preaching to you!
:3
nice lesson!
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A few things to take to heart:
It is hard making friends but it's even harder to get rid of them... (think it was from M. Twain, i roughly translated it back from the German version I know)
Watch where you are walking while reading something... you might hit a lantern / street light! :P
It is hard making friends but it's even harder to get rid of them... (think it was from M. Twain, i roughly translated it back from the German version I know)
Watch where you are walking while reading something... you might hit a lantern / street light! :P
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I've got a really good one:
No matter how fucking crazy something sounds, you can learn something from it.
No matter how fucking crazy something sounds, you can learn something from it.
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It doesn't matter how many times you fail as long as you keep trying.
It's better to be moderate and neutral.
It's better to be moderate and neutral.
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If a stranger tells you they have candy in the trunk of their van, don't go back with them to get it.
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Lesson 1: Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal.
Lesson 2: Nobody said that it'd be easy they just promised it'd be worth it.
Lesson 3: There is a thin line between knowing when to give up & when to try harder
Now go out there and be someone!
Lesson 2: Nobody said that it'd be easy they just promised it'd be worth it.
Lesson 3: There is a thin line between knowing when to give up & when to try harder
Now go out there and be someone!
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Never trust a hoe.
Reason: Why would you in the first place?
Don't be angry you'r no longer a virgin.
Reason: Because you were in such a big hurry to get rid of it in the first place.
Reason: Why would you in the first place?
Don't be angry you'r no longer a virgin.
Reason: Because you were in such a big hurry to get rid of it in the first place.
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Gays Are your friend!
Reason:They Can Draw Very well...
Don't Go "Tiger Uppercut" at anyone you fight with...
Reason:I tried it and it dont work...
Reason:They Can Draw Very well...
Don't Go "Tiger Uppercut" at anyone you fight with...
Reason:I tried it and it dont work...
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Fakku will help with stress and is just totally freakin sweet!
The lesson learned: Dont fuck wit Fakku!
The lesson learned: Dont fuck wit Fakku!
