aumynus wrote...
Lesson: If someone ever asks you if you want to know how it feel to be raped by a rhino, cover your ass and run.
Reason: That shit hurts like fuck, got a bruised tail bone once from a buddy of mine kneeing me in the ass.
I'll make sure to keep my ass covered at all times! XDD
The Jesus wrote...
I've got a really good one:
No matter how fucking crazy something sounds, you can learn something from it.
The Truth has never been said better!
:3