Roaches...
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erochiku wrote...
If I lived in a place that had roaches I'd probably hate them. The only bugs I actually HATE with a searing passion are flies. I fucking hate flies. When I was little, I used to catch them in clear plastic bags, rip their wings and legs off, and squish them a little later. Just in case they feel pain. Now I have this weird electric tennis racket thing to kill them.
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Gah! Those disgusting critters. I'd say nuke them but im sure that they will survive and turn into giant mutant roaches or something. Hmm..Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches anyone?
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744268 wrote...
Gah! Those disgusting critters. I'd say nuke them but im sure that they will survive and turn into giant mutant roaches or something. Hmm..Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches anyone?
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Prowl wrote...
744268 wrote...
Gah! Those disgusting critters. I'd say nuke them but im sure that they will survive and turn into giant mutant roaches or something. Hmm..Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches anyone?That's what i said
744268 wrote...
I'd say nuke them but im sure that they will survive
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744268 wrote...
Prowl wrote...
744268 wrote...
Gah! Those disgusting critters. I'd say nuke them but im sure that they will survive and turn into giant mutant roaches or something. Hmm..Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches anyone?That's what i said
744268 wrote...
I'd say nuke them but im sure that they will survive
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Unsigned wrote...
Where's that video of that guy killing that roach?Hate roaches...and bugs.
Haha you mean this one?
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Prowl wrote...
erochiku wrote...
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Please do, you made me curious xD. Although I kinda like spiders for eating those goddamn flies.
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Spiders are FUCKING awesome! They are the one creature I cannot avoid being extremely afraid of. They are my one truly greatest fear, and therefore are the source for my attention when I'm bored. I would get a pet tarantula assuming I wouldn't sleep with one eye open to make sure it didn't get out of it's cage.
However, Flies are annoying and pointless in this world. They serve no purpose other than feeding the awesomeness that is spiders.
Roaches are cool, but in a "HAHA! I survived nuclear holocaust, bitches!" sorta way. :lol:
I would kill all the roaches on the planet assuming I had the chance. I don't need something as annoying as them when I blast this stupid rock.
However, Flies are annoying and pointless in this world. They serve no purpose other than feeding the awesomeness that is spiders.
Roaches are cool, but in a "HAHA! I survived nuclear holocaust, bitches!" sorta way. :lol:
I would kill all the roaches on the planet assuming I had the chance. I don't need something as annoying as them when I blast this stupid rock.
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erochiku wrote...
Please do, you made me curious xD. Although I kinda like spiders for eating those goddamn flies.
I burnt them, froze them, put them in a microwave, threw them in a lit candle, chopped them with a knife, squished them, drowned them, ripped of their wings/legs, sprayed corrosives on them, trapped them and let them dry up in the suns heat, spat on them, smashed them, ran over them (with my wheelie chair ^^), dropped weights on them, vacuumed them up, stabbed them, errm that's all I can remember for now...
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Prowl wrote...
erochiku wrote...
Please do, you made me curious xD. Although I kinda like spiders for eating those goddamn flies.
I burnt them, froze them, put them in a microwave, threw them in a lit candle, chopped them with a knife, squished them, drowned them, ripped of their wings/legs, sprayed corrosives on them, trapped them and let them dry up in the suns heat, spat on them, smashed them, ran over them (with my wheelie chair ^^), dropped weights on them, vacuumed them up, stabbed them, errm that's all I can remember for now...
awww.... now that's sick 8)
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In a few hours I might have an epic battle with more roaches! They usually come when the rest of my family are sleeping and I'm watching anime/hentai.
I will probably take everyone's advise and use brute force this time. Hope the bastards can't fly. Talking about spiders and stuff though reminded me of the times I used to catch spiders and raise them as pets. They were the small harmless ones but maybe I should get a bigger spider as a pet. Not really as a way to rid of roaches/flies etc but as a pet.
Since some of you guys have experience raising spiders, heres a question. Do they require alot of maintenance or do they just need a nice habitat and some food every day.
I will probably take everyone's advise and use brute force this time. Hope the bastards can't fly. Talking about spiders and stuff though reminded me of the times I used to catch spiders and raise them as pets. They were the small harmless ones but maybe I should get a bigger spider as a pet. Not really as a way to rid of roaches/flies etc but as a pet.
Since some of you guys have experience raising spiders, heres a question. Do they require alot of maintenance or do they just need a nice habitat and some food every day.
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Seishiro Haga wrote...
Prowl wrote...
erochiku wrote...
Please do, you made me curious xD. Although I kinda like spiders for eating those goddamn flies.
I burnt them, froze them, put them in a microwave, threw them in a lit candle, chopped them with a knife, squished them, drowned them, ripped of their wings/legs, sprayed corrosives on them, trapped them and let them dry up in the suns heat, spat on them, smashed them, ran over them (with my wheelie chair ^^), dropped weights on them, vacuumed them up, stabbed them, errm that's all I can remember for now...
awww.... now that's sick 8)
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Prowl wrote...
Seishiro Haga wrote...
Prowl wrote...
erochiku wrote...
Please do, you made me curious xD. Although I kinda like spiders for eating those goddamn flies.
I burnt them, froze them, put them in a microwave, threw them in a lit candle, chopped them with a knife, squished them, drowned them, ripped of their wings/legs, sprayed corrosives on them, trapped them and let them dry up in the suns heat, spat on them, smashed them, ran over them (with my wheelie chair ^^), dropped weights on them, vacuumed them up, stabbed them, errm that's all I can remember for now...
awww.... now that's sick 8)
Not yet, but now you did. :lol:
And to the Vaccum thing, I do that with a lot of bugs if there are a lot of them. Is that bad? Not that I care, they're too small to feel...
And @ Maskedsatyr, I never actually raised one, so I can't help you on that. As for the Roaches, if there's a lot, try holding two blunt instruments able to crush them, and wearing two shoes. "Asta levista, baby"
If that doesn't do it, then I feel for you. My Grandma has a ton of roaches at her place, I don't like staying the night there, which I had to do a few times a couple years ago.
Also, Try a vaccum, lol.
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Magicalhentai wrote...
And to the Vaccum thing, I do that with a lot of bugs if there are a lot of them. Is that bad? Not that I care, they're too small to feel...
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Prowl wrote...
Exactly!! Especially flies, I hate chasing them around, so I just open the blinds wait until they go to the window and then bam! Lol, bare finger fly smash attack! I used to do that, until my mom caught me(Note: 8 years old) she yelled at me about the germs they carried and how disgusting bug blood was. I haven't squished a bug with my bare fingers in years...And I just crushed one, lol. Effing moths. Been all over my place, lately.
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Seems like most people hate roaches, myself included. As to what purpose they serve, well, think of them as some of nature's little garbage men. If nothing else, they are food for other organisms that are food for other organism that are food for etc etc., until you get to something that directly affects humanity. That's the only thing mosquitoes have going for them anyway =), they aren't even garbage men ffs, they just suck your blood and spread disease! Unfortunately have a place in the food chain as well.
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Prowl wrote...
Seishiro Haga wrote...
Prowl wrote...
erochiku wrote...
Please do, you made me curious xD. Although I kinda like spiders for eating those goddamn flies.
I burnt them, froze them, put them in a microwave, threw them in a lit candle, chopped them with a knife, squished them, drowned them, ripped of their wings/legs, sprayed corrosives on them, trapped them and let them dry up in the suns heat, spat on them, smashed them, ran over them (with my wheelie chair ^^), dropped weights on them, vacuumed them up, stabbed them, errm that's all I can remember for now...
awww.... now that's sick 8)
No, that's not sadistic if you do it to the roach. They're hard to die even after I use morning newspaper and slippers. Different thing if you also did that to another creatures besides roach.
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Rin_Penelope wrote...
Prowl wrote...
Seishiro Haga wrote...
Prowl wrote...
erochiku wrote...
Please do, you made me curious xD. Although I kinda like spiders for eating those goddamn flies.
I burnt them, froze them, put them in a microwave, threw them in a lit candle, chopped them with a knife, squished them, drowned them, ripped of their wings/legs, sprayed corrosives on them, trapped them and let them dry up in the suns heat, spat on them, smashed them, ran over them (with my wheelie chair ^^), dropped weights on them, vacuumed them up, stabbed them, errm that's all I can remember for now...
awww.... now that's sick 8)
No, that's not sadistic if you do it to the roach. They're hard to die even after I use morning newspaper and slippers. Different thing if you also did that to another creatures besides roach.