So this chick named Dolly is knocking on my front door...

The fuck should I do?

Answer it? lol

i agree wit the person abov me

I dunno guys, she seems pretty big. She's also got this friend named Cristobal up north or something.

Big? You mean... height or weight?

if you have a second floor window through a bucket of water on her OR awnser it

You all disappoint me.

why do we dissapoint you did you expect us to say open th door and shoot her with a 12 gauge shot gun?

Take a few shots... cover your windows... and be very prepared, I her she can fuck some shit up. ;)



Be careful and keep us updated on what happens!

See, atleast rukia understood my attempt at humor :3

I just caught that, nice.

I apologize, I don't keep up with hurricane names because down south the worst thing we go is that we run out of chicken.

I believe we should go Lewis Black's route on naming hurricanes. Like "Jesus Christ on a Crutch!" and "Hoooooooooly Fucking Moses"

go for an bill connely approach for jehovah witnesse's:

1. stand behind the door
2. shout i am fully naked with an erection and i am going to open the door in the next 5 minutes
3. watch him/her run

works everytime unless your a chick

Also doesn't work if you do it to my friends dad. They are Jehovah witnesses (except for the oldest child who we call a Jenovahs Witness). His dad would probably just kick your ass and shove your head up your ass and a bible (so you have something to read).

lol that is funny as hell BTW what is the difference between jehovah and jenovah

OMG OMG Illumi we ran out of chicken god helpus,GOD HELP US ALLLLLLLL.

In the game Final Fantasy 7 the "mother" of the antagonist is named "jenovah" and the antagonist wants to bring about the destruction of the planet by using his "mother" Google or wiki Sephiroth is a suggestion.

Jehovah is some other name for "god". As you know Jehovah's witnesses believe only a select 400 will get into heaven.

Also



*deep breath* OH LAWD! NOT DA CHIKENZ! I like my Church's and KFC Chicken.

ooohhh jenova i remember now FF7 right? i can't seem to find that game for love nor money

I had a jehovahs witness that was nagging me so bad a few weeks ago i was so pissed with him the next time he came over i called him into my backyard where i was naked in a folding chair smoking 4 cancer stick (all held in my mouth and lit) with a bottle of JD (Jack Daniels) in one hand and that nastiest porn i could find in my stash. THAT MOTHERFUCKER STILL COMES AROUND!!!

i could use some advise here 2