So this chick named Dolly is knocking on my front door...
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Uzumaki101 wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
See, atleast rukia understood my attempt at humor :3I FAILED :?
Yes, you did. Shoot yoourself in the head and call it a life, eh?
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Uzumaki101 wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
See, atleast rukia understood my attempt at humor :3I FAILED :?
Yes, you did. Shoot yoourself in the head and call it a life, eh?
Damn Miruku.. your pride has to hurt right now
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IsTehErreip wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Uzumaki101 wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
See, atleast rukia understood my attempt at humor :3I FAILED :?
Yes, you did. Shoot yoourself in the head and call it a life, eh?
Damn Miruku.. your pride has to hurt right now
Because I told someone to kill themself? I don't get it. :|
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IsTehErreip wrote...
I had a jehovahs witness that was nagging me so bad a few weeks ago i was so pissed with him the next time he came over i called him into my backyard where i was naked in a folding chair smoking 4 cancer stick (all held in my mouth and lit) with a bottle of JD (Jack Daniels) in one hand and that nastiest porn i could find in my stash. THAT MOTHERFUCKER STILL COMES AROUND!!!i could use some advise here 2
Kill him, or ignore him when you're in. You don't answer the door to strangers or door to door salesmen. You need to get a security camera to check who's there before you get out of your chair.
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Hibia wrote...
IsTehErreip wrote...
I had a jehovahs witness that was nagging me so bad a few weeks ago i was so pissed with him the next time he came over i called him into my backyard where i was naked in a folding chair smoking 4 cancer stick (all held in my mouth and lit) with a bottle of JD (Jack Daniels) in one hand and that nastiest porn i could find in my stash. THAT MOTHERFUCKER STILL COMES AROUND!!!i could use some advise here 2
Kill him, or ignore him when you're in. You don't answer the door to strangers or door to door salesmen. You need to get a security camera to check who's there before you get out of your chair.
that sounds good, but i was thinking of hiring someone to dress a priest a give him an excorcism the next time he comes to my door.
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IsTehErreip wrote...
Hibia wrote...
IsTehErreip wrote...
I had a jehovahs witness that was nagging me so bad a few weeks ago i was so pissed with him the next time he came over i called him into my backyard where i was naked in a folding chair smoking 4 cancer stick (all held in my mouth and lit) with a bottle of JD (Jack Daniels) in one hand and that nastiest porn i could find in my stash. THAT MOTHERFUCKER STILL COMES AROUND!!!i could use some advise here 2
Kill him, or ignore him when you're in. You don't answer the door to strangers or door to door salesmen. You need to get a security camera to check who's there before you get out of your chair.
that sounds good, but i was thinking of hiring someone to dress a priest a give him an excorcism the next time he comes to my door.
Get a brown monks(western monks) robe, and a decent sized knife, splatter some ketchup or some fake blood (since you were in the costume shop anyway, might as well go all the way) on the blade, then open the door and in your most intense voice say "Thank Chuthulu you're here! BRAD let us get half way through the sacrifice and decided *that* was the time to mention he didn't bring the Necronomicon! Can we borrow your copy? It'll just be like 5 minutes."
This "ritual" has never failed to get a place on a 'do not visit' list.
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crazy_old_man_on_the_hill wrote...
IsTehErreip wrote...
Hibia wrote...
IsTehErreip wrote...
I had a jehovahs witness that was nagging me so bad a few weeks ago i was so pissed with him the next time he came over i called him into my backyard where i was naked in a folding chair smoking 4 cancer stick (all held in my mouth and lit) with a bottle of JD (Jack Daniels) in one hand and that nastiest porn i could find in my stash. THAT MOTHERFUCKER STILL COMES AROUND!!!i could use some advise here 2
Kill him, or ignore him when you're in. You don't answer the door to strangers or door to door salesmen. You need to get a security camera to check who's there before you get out of your chair.
that sounds good, but i was thinking of hiring someone to dress a priest a give him an excorcism the next time he comes to my door.
Get a brown monks(western monks) robe, and a decent sized knife, splatter some ketchup or some fake blood (since you were in the costume shop anyway, might as well go all the way) on the blade, then open the door and in your most intense voice say "Thank Chuthulu you're here! BRAD let us get half way through the sacrifice and decided *that* was the time to mention he didn't bring the Necronomicon! Can we borrow your copy? It'll just be like 5 minutes."
This "ritual" has never failed to get a place on a 'do not visit' list.
You, sir, are made of win for informing me off this (unfortunatly win is thee most unstable substance known to man. your fucked)
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Brittany
Director of Production
rukia92 wrote...
Take a few shots... cover your windows... and be very prepared, I her she can fuck some shit up. ;)Be careful and keep us updated on what happens!
Ah, I got it as soon as this was mentioned. :roll: Oh well, can't always be on our toes.
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
IsTehErreip wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Uzumaki101 wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
See, atleast rukia understood my attempt at humor :3I FAILED :?
Yes, you did. Shoot yoourself in the head and call it a life, eh?
Damn Miruku.. your pride has to hurt right now
Because I told someone to kill themself? I don't get it. :|
I can't. My body is invincible :cry:
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Uzumaki101 wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
IsTehErreip wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Uzumaki101 wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
See, atleast rukia understood my attempt at humor :3I FAILED :?
Yes, you did. Shoot yoourself in the head and call it a life, eh?
Damn Miruku.. your pride has to hurt right now
Because I told someone to kill themself? I don't get it. :|
I can't. My body is invincible :cry:
Even so, your soul certainly isn't. I'll be right over, just gotta make a quick stop at my friend G. Reaper's house.
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Uh...why would we necessarily get a joke about hurricanes? For instance I live in California so I don't give a fuck about em. If they named earthquakes then maybe I'd care because they would be in some way related but they don't so I don't. Also I'm not saying you can't make jokes many people wont get....just don't mock us for not understanding them.
(Also I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did make a hurricane, they seem to like to make any old shit these days just because they can even if it's not any good.)
(Also I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did make a hurricane, they seem to like to make any old shit these days just because they can even if it's not any good.)
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Ramsus wrote...
Uh...why would we necessarily get a joke about hurricanes? For instance I live in California so I don't give a fuck about em. If they named earthquakes then maybe I'd care because they would be in some way related but they don't so I don't. Also I'm not saying you can't make jokes many people wont get....just don't mock us for not understanding them.(Also I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did make a hurricane, they seem to like to make any old shit these days just because they can even if it's not any good.)
Reminds me of someone named San Andreas...
Nasty bitch, yeah...
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Ramsus wrote...
Uh...why would we necessarily get a joke about hurricanes? For instance I live in California so I don't give a fuck about em. If they named earthquakes then maybe I'd care because they would be in some way related but they don't so I don't. Also I'm not saying you can't make jokes many people wont get....just don't mock us for not understanding them.(Also I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did make a hurricane, they seem to like to make any old shit these days just because they can even if it's not any good.)
i would say because Dolly is ALL OVER anything news related. So, anyone who pays any sort of attention to whats going on in the world would see Dolly, coming to fuck up the coast of texas. that's my thought at least.
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Brittany
Director of Production
rukia92 wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
Uh...why would we necessarily get a joke about hurricanes? For instance I live in California so I don't give a fuck about em. If they named earthquakes then maybe I'd care because they would be in some way related but they don't so I don't. Also I'm not saying you can't make jokes many people wont get....just don't mock us for not understanding them.(Also I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did make a hurricane, they seem to like to make any old shit these days just because they can even if it's not any good.)
i would say because Dolly is ALL OVER anything news related. So, anyone who pays any sort of attention to whats going on in the world would see Dolly, coming to fuck up the coast of texas. that's my thought at least.
Not really. I live in Pennsylvania and heard about Dolly maybe twice, and my mom has the weather on every night (She's obsessed, she's the type that checks the radar on the local news channel several times a day just to see what the weather looks like) But yea.
Besides, one would think if a hurricaine was knocking at his front door, he would take cover. :roll:
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ZiggyOtaku wrote...
rukia92 wrote...
Ramsus wrote...
Uh...why would we necessarily get a joke about hurricanes? For instance I live in California so I don't give a fuck about em. If they named earthquakes then maybe I'd care because they would be in some way related but they don't so I don't. Also I'm not saying you can't make jokes many people wont get....just don't mock us for not understanding them.(Also I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did make a hurricane, they seem to like to make any old shit these days just because they can even if it's not any good.)
i would say because Dolly is ALL OVER anything news related. So, anyone who pays any sort of attention to whats going on in the world would see Dolly, coming to fuck up the coast of texas. that's my thought at least.
Not really. I live in Pennsylvania and heard about Dolly maybe twice, and my mom has the weather on every night (She's obsessed, she's the type that checks the radar on the local news channel several times a day just to see what the weather looks like) But yea.
Yeah... i'll give you that...
How about... NATIONAL news?
Besides, one would think if a hurricaine was knocking at his front door, he would take cover. :roll:
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Just so you know this wasn't really meant as a serious topic, more as an attempt at humor and to see if anyone would get the "joke".
