Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Crazy.

Feon · 2009-12-24T01:36:07-01:00

It's usually easy to spot and decipher if you have a crazy boyfriend as we don't really hide our mental illnesses about our relationships very well. But females can be cunning and just so much devastating. Here are some signs that your girlfriend may be crazy...and I guarantee that your current partner is doing at least a few of these things. [AskMen.com] No.10 - She knows things about you that you haven't told her. -- Especially in the early stages of a relationship, men keep secrets; sexual escapades, yearly income, etc. It will all be revealed in due time, but for now this is personal information. If she starts mentioning little secrets that you don’t remember revealing about your personal life, you'd better check your underwear drawer for your journal. No.9 - She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back. You've hesitated to introduce her to your friends and family because the relationship is new or you just might not be sure it's something that is going to the next level. Suddenly, your mom is asking questions about her and your friends want to know when she is coming out for drinks. She has found a way to skip your introductions and connect with the people in your life behind your back. No.8 - She responds to messages on your behalf. The obligations never end. If it’s not an out-of-town wedding this weekend, it’s a birthday party for a friend you haven’t said a word to in months. You’ll RSVP on your own time and on your own terms -- unless she has already made the calls and penciled in everything on your social calendar. She has become your social secretary, making sure to respond to every invitation with a “plus-one.” No.7 - She has all your passwords without you having given them to her. There is something odd going on: You have e-mails in your deleted items folder that you don’t remember reading, phone messages from friends that aren't making it onto your voicemail and text messages are disappearing off your cell phone. The only explanation is that your girlfriend has figured out your passwords. No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly. There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore. Check your pockets -- she might be having you tracked. No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking. A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back. No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you. As crazy as she's been acting, the sex is still porn-movie material. It makes sense because the crazy ones are always phenomenal in the sack. You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “The Red Sea.” No.3 - She gets physical when arguing. Couples fight. The minor disagreement has turned into a major shouting match. If you don't walk away, punches could be thrown. While you'd never hit a woman, your partner has cocked back and let one loose on you on more than one occasion No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself. She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this. No.1 - She won't let you break up with her. It's not going well (and that's putting it nicely). The relationship is a nightmare. It's time to pull the plug. Only problem: She won't let you. You've tried countless times, but she doesn't get the hint. She won't let you break up with her and every time you think she has understood the hint, she is back in your house, hanging with your mom and showing up at your work to go to lunch. In summary, My Solution: RUN.

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mazda1024

15 years ago

zeKer_pencil wrote...

please dont make me remember nos. 10, 9, 5, & 3....
a little is good, but too much will make you twitch....

i already passed that level of nightmare w/ my ex....

but i can say here is....

loyal... ideal gf... except with the psycho episodes that is sure to happen

hahahahhaha

ZeKeR

15 years ago

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

hahahahhaha

very funny.... now stop laughing at my past fear....

Kenho17

15 years ago

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

hahahahhaha

very funny.... now stop laughing at my past fear....

IT can't be that bad!!!

hahahaha!

Rbz

15 years ago

Related quote: "Bitches be crazy!"

lathandien

15 years ago

KG989 wrote...

I see no mark for "Attempts to destroy your external organs." That's how I figured out my ex was a psycho bitch.

Fixed. yeah, if #7 happened to me, i just might start using 20 different passwords, for everything.

Lamz0r

15 years ago

Got issues with #6, when you hang out with friends and she's with her harpy troops in the same pub.
Otherwise mine is completely fine (and sane, I guess).

ZeKeR

15 years ago

Kenho17 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

hahahahhaha

very funny.... now stop laughing at my past fear....

IT can't be that bad!!!

hahahaha!

damn...

its like you're being imprisoned by someone.... being monitored 24/7.... AND shes bypassing me to reach teh fam... ITS LIKE SHE OWNS YOU MAN!

Brittany Director of Production

15 years ago

I can safely say, I am none of the above.

mazda1024

15 years ago

zeKer_pencil wrote...

Kenho17 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

hahahahhaha

very funny.... now stop laughing at my past fear....

IT can't be that bad!!!

hahahaha!

damn...

its like you're being imprisoned by someone.... being monitored 24/7.... AND shes bypassing me to reach teh fam... ITS LIKE SHE OWNS YOU MAN!

hahahhaha is it that wonderful lovely?? you have a partner that love you much? and why did she become ex??

jmason Curious and Wondering

15 years ago

Thankfully my girlfriend ain't doing any of those in that list... except #9.

I deliberately let her introduce herself to my family behind my back. I knew that she'd do it anyway since I'd be away two weeks on an out-of-town school activity (she's somewhat headstrong) so I foretold my family my girlfriend might come at our house sometime while I'm away. She did.

But I told my mom to grill her with questions about me and her. My mom's really good at detecting liars. That's why I let her come at my house without me - I wanted to see if she'd lie about me behind my back. Or herself for that matter.

When I got home, my mom told me my girlfriend lied regarding her father's job. I know why she lied - on our first date she was really really hesitant to tell me her father's job. Other than that, she was straight. Good ^_^

mazda1024

15 years ago

jmason wrote...

Whoa you have a good Girlfriend....... Wonderful!!! I wish i want to have a GF like that >~<!!

ZeKeR

15 years ago

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

Kenho17 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

hahahahhaha

very funny.... now stop laughing at my past fear....

IT can't be that bad!!!

hahahaha!

damn...

its like you're being imprisoned by someone.... being monitored 24/7.... AND shes bypassing me to reach teh fam... ITS LIKE SHE OWNS YOU MAN!

hahahhaha is it that wonderful lovely?? you have a partner that love you much? and why did she become ex??

forced a MISunderstanding between me & some girl... she cried & left me... FINALLY....

its because SHE MONITORS ME 24/7.... I dunno HOW but it scared the shit outta me that she figured out MOST of me.... OMFG?!

mazda1024

15 years ago

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

Kenho17 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

hahahahhaha

very funny.... now stop laughing at my past fear....

IT can't be that bad!!!

hahahaha!

damn...

its like you're being imprisoned by someone.... being monitored 24/7.... AND shes bypassing me to reach teh fam... ITS LIKE SHE OWNS YOU MAN!

hahahhaha is it that wonderful lovely?? you have a partner that love you much? and why did she become ex??

O_O then happy with that? she cried for you??

ZeKeR

15 years ago

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

Kenho17 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

mazda1024 wrote...

zeKer_pencil wrote...

hahahahhaha

very funny.... now stop laughing at my past fear....

IT can't be that bad!!!

hahahaha!

damn...

its like you're being imprisoned by someone.... being monitored 24/7.... AND shes bypassing me to reach teh fam... ITS LIKE SHE OWNS YOU MAN!

hahahhaha is it that wonderful lovely?? you have a partner that love you much? and why did she become ex??

O_O then happy with that? she cried for you??

dunno... and couldnt care due to overwhelming fear enveloping @ that moment...

now i want to forget that event...........

KG989

15 years ago

lathandien wrote...

KG989 wrote...

I see no mark for "Attempts to destroy your external organs." That's how I figured out my ex was a psycho bitch.

Fixed. yeah, if #7 happened to me, i just might start using 20 different passwords, for everything.

I assure you I meant internal. My ex once tried to make off with my liver.

CPOK

15 years ago

KG989 wrote...

lathandien wrote...

KG989 wrote...

I see no mark for "Attempts to destroy your external organs." That's how I figured out my ex was a psycho bitch.

Fixed. yeah, if #7 happened to me, i just might start using 20 different passwords, for everything.

I assure you I meant internal. My ex once tried to make off with my liver.

Ouch...woke up in a bath of ice?

[z]NOFUTURE

15 years ago

Random +rep for Zak

Signs of crazy are crazy.

Yama-kun

15 years ago

Miya-san wrote...

No.9 and No.8.. So my ex is actually 20% crazy.. Gotta forget about this

KG989

15 years ago

CPOK wrote...

KG989 wrote...

lathandien wrote...

KG989 wrote...

I see no mark for "Attempts to destroy your external organs." That's how I figured out my ex was a psycho bitch.

Fixed. yeah, if #7 happened to me, i just might start using 20 different passwords, for everything.

I assure you I meant internal. My ex once tried to make off with my liver.

Ouch...woke up in a bath of ice?

No but luckily I found out about it before knives or ice were involved.

Coke

15 years ago

im an 8 .... but not all the time....

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