Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Crazy.

Feon · 2009-12-24T01:36:07-01:00

It's usually easy to spot and decipher if you have a crazy boyfriend as we don't really hide our mental illnesses about our relationships very well. But females can be cunning and just so much devastating. Here are some signs that your girlfriend may be crazy...and I guarantee that your current partner is doing at least a few of these things. [AskMen.com] No.10 - She knows things about you that you haven't told her. -- Especially in the early stages of a relationship, men keep secrets; sexual escapades, yearly income, etc. It will all be revealed in due time, but for now this is personal information. If she starts mentioning little secrets that you don’t remember revealing about your personal life, you'd better check your underwear drawer for your journal. No.9 - She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back. You've hesitated to introduce her to your friends and family because the relationship is new or you just might not be sure it's something that is going to the next level. Suddenly, your mom is asking questions about her and your friends want to know when she is coming out for drinks. She has found a way to skip your introductions and connect with the people in your life behind your back. No.8 - She responds to messages on your behalf. The obligations never end. If it’s not an out-of-town wedding this weekend, it’s a birthday party for a friend you haven’t said a word to in months. You’ll RSVP on your own time and on your own terms -- unless she has already made the calls and penciled in everything on your social calendar. She has become your social secretary, making sure to respond to every invitation with a “plus-one.” No.7 - She has all your passwords without you having given them to her. There is something odd going on: You have e-mails in your deleted items folder that you don’t remember reading, phone messages from friends that aren't making it onto your voicemail and text messages are disappearing off your cell phone. The only explanation is that your girlfriend has figured out your passwords. No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly. There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore. Check your pockets -- she might be having you tracked. No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking. A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back. No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you. As crazy as she's been acting, the sex is still porn-movie material. It makes sense because the crazy ones are always phenomenal in the sack. You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “The Red Sea.” No.3 - She gets physical when arguing. Couples fight. The minor disagreement has turned into a major shouting match. If you don't walk away, punches could be thrown. While you'd never hit a woman, your partner has cocked back and let one loose on you on more than one occasion No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself. She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this. No.1 - She won't let you break up with her. It's not going well (and that's putting it nicely). The relationship is a nightmare. It's time to pull the plug. Only problem: She won't let you. You've tried countless times, but she doesn't get the hint. She won't let you break up with her and every time you think she has understood the hint, she is back in your house, hanging with your mom and showing up at your work to go to lunch. In summary, My Solution: RUN.

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Dirty

15 years ago

#4, NOT MY PROBLEM, BITCH.

Anyway, as long as that yandere girl is cool as long as she feels loved and I am happy as well, I honestly don't see the problem. It's an honor for a (hot) girl to be obsessed with you.

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Hawt.

EcchiLover

15 years ago

Feon wrote...

No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself. She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this.

I had a friend like that once O__o Lol crazy shit!... Man she was weird XD
Anyway it sounds very plausible all the stuff you said but... What is wrong with her punching you?... Wait... WHAT!?! She was angry all the time? So thats why she ran away crying after i... LOL Kidding ;3
Very interesting but i could probably live with some of the stuff ya said...

TheBlackLight

15 years ago

The only one of these my gf has ever done/does is #10 but is is much more likely I told her and simply forgot.

samuraigila

15 years ago

omgomgomgomg...what should i do!
my girlfriend..
at first i think she's just cares to much..
but after reading this im sure she's 100% INSANE!
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shinra-kun

15 years ago

Oh my GOD, sorry but I gotta RUN.

Cheesey

15 years ago

I thought you guys liked Yandere?

ThorW

15 years ago

Let's see...my current girlfriend is 40% crazy, cool.

No.10 - This made me happier to be with her. The fact that she wants to know more about me is an honor for me. As for income, I leave that information just lying around too much for it to be 'snooping' to find out about it.

No.9 - This one confused me a little. I guess she was staking claim or something, but she took the time to introduce herself as my girlfriend to my female friends. Somewhat understandable as I hang out with people who aren't shy about their bodies.

No.8 - It's not that often that I have a prior engagement so I let her just RSVP to anything that we can go to together. I always let her know beforehand if I have plans on a given day, so this is no problem for me.

No.6 - If she spent the time and money to get me bugged so she can stalk me then awesome! I enjoy her company so when she shows up it brightens my day. The only time I think it could be annoying or stalkerish is if she showed up at a friend's house that she doesn't know the address to. I'd find it wierd, but knowing me I'd just brush it off.

I don't find much of this stuff to be a problem for me. In fact the more of these a girl has for me, the better.

Alex~kun

15 years ago

Sounds almost exactly like my last girlfriend... maybe a bit nuttier. Not that I minded so much (Yandere? More like Yumdere), but it gets tiring after a while...

Don't ask me how the break up went (Shut up, I had my reasons, besides her being psycho)...

skullboysz

15 years ago

1&2 for ex and 4&6 for know

anyways how did you guys solve no 2?

shinra-kun

15 years ago

Cheesey wrote...

I thought you guys liked Yandere?

Not if they shoot knifes out of their eyes when you are 2meters from another girl.

Kaila

15 years ago

It is really quite frightening to see some of you accepting any of these traits as "okay". If she is doing anything of these things, speak to her about stopping it or GTFO immediately. Stalking is fun in fantasy, but IRL ... Not so much.

Except you, Thor.
You need a woman who will show you what's up.
You bad boy, you.

Haru-chan

15 years ago

I thank you sir for the list.

I laughed.

burningknuckles

15 years ago

Thanks for the warning signs.

mixboy

15 years ago

my ex is everything except 3&4. wait scratch that, everything but 4. breaking up is a pain.

maa7895

15 years ago

You know, my girlfriend is alittle bit of everything, except the family and sex part....

And errr, how do you deal with girls who loves to control you, yet have no idea that they are doing it, and instead accuse you for controlling her?

And this is just some extra stuff. Not my girl.
http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=463ce5c5af983813a77b468c44b6d588

mixboy

15 years ago

maa7895 wrote...

And errr, how do you deal with girls who loves to control you, yet have no idea that they are doing it, and instead accuse you for controlling her?

Spoiler:

seriously, though, just break up with her. it ain't worth it.

ZeKeR

15 years ago

shinra-kun wrote...

Cheesey wrote...

I thought you guys liked Yandere?

Not if they shoot knifes out of their eyes when you are 2meters from another girl.

in my case... make that distance a cabinet thats separating me from her...

i remember that thousand blade stare in her eyes..... and i want to forget it.....

>.<

sharkmaster

15 years ago

man never knew girlfriends can go that crazy.... dude thanks for puting this up i'll haft to remember this stuff.

robertdexter

15 years ago

IMO a Gasai Yuno type of girlfriend may not be so bad but the Kotonoha Katsura type is too much...

mazda1024

15 years ago

robertdexter wrote...

IMO a Gasai Yuno type of girlfriend may not be so bad but the Kotonoha Katsura type is too much...

Gasai yuno maybe yes may be right.... I love her personality and attitude towards love but... Too much love will be gain for nothing.

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