Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Crazy.

Feon · 2009-12-24T01:36:07-01:00

It's usually easy to spot and decipher if you have a crazy boyfriend as we don't really hide our mental illnesses about our relationships very well. But females can be cunning and just so much devastating. Here are some signs that your girlfriend may be crazy...and I guarantee that your current partner is doing at least a few of these things. [AskMen.com] No.10 - She knows things about you that you haven't told her. -- Especially in the early stages of a relationship, men keep secrets; sexual escapades, yearly income, etc. It will all be revealed in due time, but for now this is personal information. If she starts mentioning little secrets that you don’t remember revealing about your personal life, you'd better check your underwear drawer for your journal. No.9 - She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back. You've hesitated to introduce her to your friends and family because the relationship is new or you just might not be sure it's something that is going to the next level. Suddenly, your mom is asking questions about her and your friends want to know when she is coming out for drinks. She has found a way to skip your introductions and connect with the people in your life behind your back. No.8 - She responds to messages on your behalf. The obligations never end. If it’s not an out-of-town wedding this weekend, it’s a birthday party for a friend you haven’t said a word to in months. You’ll RSVP on your own time and on your own terms -- unless she has already made the calls and penciled in everything on your social calendar. She has become your social secretary, making sure to respond to every invitation with a “plus-one.” No.7 - She has all your passwords without you having given them to her. There is something odd going on: You have e-mails in your deleted items folder that you don’t remember reading, phone messages from friends that aren't making it onto your voicemail and text messages are disappearing off your cell phone. The only explanation is that your girlfriend has figured out your passwords. No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly. There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore. Check your pockets -- she might be having you tracked. No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking. A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back. No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you. As crazy as she's been acting, the sex is still porn-movie material. It makes sense because the crazy ones are always phenomenal in the sack. You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “The Red Sea.” No.3 - She gets physical when arguing. Couples fight. The minor disagreement has turned into a major shouting match. If you don't walk away, punches could be thrown. While you'd never hit a woman, your partner has cocked back and let one loose on you on more than one occasion No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself. She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this. No.1 - She won't let you break up with her. It's not going well (and that's putting it nicely). The relationship is a nightmare. It's time to pull the plug. Only problem: She won't let you. You've tried countless times, but she doesn't get the hint. She won't let you break up with her and every time you think she has understood the hint, she is back in your house, hanging with your mom and showing up at your work to go to lunch. In summary, My Solution: RUN.

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shansleven

15 years ago

Feon wrote...

She shows up in places unexpectedly..

But that can be sexy sometimes.............

Somebody gimme a + rep if you get the reference..........

Spoiler:

ZeKeR

15 years ago

Feon wrote...

She shows up in places unexpectedly..

i also ask how the hell can she find me when im with my friends before.....

Renovartio

15 years ago

all woman are crazy to some degree

Feon

15 years ago

shansleven wrote...

Feon wrote...

She shows up in places unexpectedly..

But that can be sexy sometimes.............

Somebody gimme a + rep if you get the reference..........

Spoiler:

lol i see what ya mean but....its also creepy...

Yama-kun

15 years ago

Phew.. non of them.. she's not crazy at all

HokutoCorpse

15 years ago

Thanks god my gf is 0% crazy

Serasade

15 years ago

A post i decided to read all the way through and im glad i did because #6 has happened to me.

Laying down on a bench at the park playing my psp and suddenly "HI THERE!".

Gambler

15 years ago

This thread reminds me of another which I started a long time ago, but fret not, it is definitely not identical in discussion.

Here's some shameless advertising on my part, for those who are interested: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=14259 :)

Getting back on topic, is it better to have a crazy girlfriend than none at all?

Animeholic

15 years ago

Gambler wrote...

Getting back on topic, is it better to have a crazy girlfriend than none at all?

Depends on what kind of crazy. If it's Yandere crazy then sign me up. If it's out of her mind and unable to even process basic thought then no thanks. Some Yandere qualities go hand in hand tho with every type of crazy so it's up in the air really.

Scion in chains The Forgotten Faggot

15 years ago

No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you. As crazy as she's been acting, the sex is still porn-movie material. It makes sense because the crazy ones are always phenomenal in the sack. You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “The Red Sea.”

This is what gets bitches killed. I DARE Mirtile to become fertil without me intending it to be that way. *sharpens axes and meat cleavers*

zerohp

15 years ago

Everything is good if there is quiet and cooking being done. Just be scared if shit gets magically amplified.

shansleven

15 years ago

HokutoCorpse wrote...

Thanks god my gf is 0% crazy

So your GF sucks in bed?

loyal viewer

15 years ago

... my last girlfriend had done all except No.4 and 2 ... thank god

~deshi_flow~

15 years ago

my ex had alot of these symptoms. thank god she hates me for breaking up with her in front of my friends a week after we first started dating.

darykk168

15 years ago

I see ,I see, *sigh* a relief then none of the 10 describes for mine

PS: whats the YAndere qualities?The hell whats yandere anyway?

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