total boner killer...

just when I was a but to fap my mom calls to talk about yesterday's election. :(

Which part was the killer? :lol:

I thought this topic was going to be about Hillary Clinton

well my ma use to be a Hillary supporter. Also:

is that a live action naruto movie release poster?

Lol if I could +rep you right now I would totality do so.

You know what's a real boner killer? Getting ready to fap and opening what you think is your dirty pitures folder, but it turns out to be the folder with the pictures from your grandma's birthday party.

:shock:

:D creepy

hahahahaha epic hahahhaha

ok but yea everytime im like fappin bam some1 decides to call me...i always start freaking and go like "what the hell stop calling at this time there are other ppl in the world!!!....hello?"

You know, whenever someone inturupts you doing anything, especailly somethin you don't really share with the world, you always respond as though they did it on purpose, just to fuck with you, even though they had no idea. It's always everyone elses fault.

Augh!...*Shudder*...So many memories just flowed right back into my mind.

Like that time you walked in on your parents?

You ever saw that episode in That 70's Show, where Eric walked in on his parents? My memories are like the dream he had where the incident kept repeating itself in his dream.

uh no, more like your parents walking in on you in some mild bondage/s&m

That would suck... and be hard to explain.

[shamless] well nope, I continued on[/shamless]

was quite a rofl moment because I was asking "need something" as I'm tied to my bed, with a dog collar, and a leather smacky thingy... (hell I never knew it's name) and a few more things, that I was too high at the moment to notice

What about in the middle of a scat-fest with 3 other guys?

You're not going to share a story next are you?

>.>

if you want to get into what if's I can creep the lot of you out


I'm the son of a funeral director, and know with vivid detail exactly what happens during the embalming process. and other useless shit.


*useless*

did you know you can't draw blood from a dead person's arm? you have to get to some cavity where the blood pools.... and assuming the person died of natural causes is the heart.... and it's a bitch to get to.

hilarious useless fact: pacemakers explode, crematories charge you for that "boom" that got their license taken away