total boner killer...

Actually, yes I did. :P

You can't draw blood out because once the heart stops functioning, the pressure in the bloodstream is equalized. And since it's a closed system, drawing out blood takes way more effort than it's worth.

And that was your Bio/Physics lesson for the day. :lol:

Klorofolun (however the hell you pronounce that) you are officially my favorite person of the day (possibly longer).



and personally I think the look of the blood coming out of you on the table makes cool patterns.... right up until the person doing the embalming turns the water on to wash that down

As of yet, I think you guys are still on topic. This is due to the fact that explaining the procedures of how to embalm corpses is a total boner killer...

Ah man you else is bad having, some one walk in on you while fapping. I think that has at least almost happened to everybody. *forgot to lock the door huh? :oops: *

this thread took a nose dive.

this thread is a boner killer, nice job guys.

worse than that is when you and your girlfriend are alone in the house, so, the bedroom is NOT the only 'option' (if you get what i mean), then suddenly, your mom come in saying she forgot something (at the given moment your girl is laying wide open over the table, in the living).
Thrust me, THIS is a real boner killer.
Share your stories too if you have one =D

I got another one.... but it's just awkward not a boner killer...


morning wood + small queen sized bed + girlfriend = poke

which got us uh... oh hell I'll say it. we fucked, but the thing is my dad walked in on it, because I'm a bit of a screamer...... she stopped I didn't ^_^ (this was this morning)

you're a screamer? i thought most guys were pretty quiet.

nope I'm an animal :3 so I guess that means that I'm not a "typical guy" though, (hint: I've got more than a few wires bent in my brain bucket ^_^ )


yea, I came in because my dad wanted to tell me to quiet down... my girlfriend was embarrassed, but couldn't do anything in the doggy style position.... I just asked "need something?" X3

*claps*
beautiful that's how u do it lol that's a rep hahahaha xD
lets see boner killer....my friends sister....hahahaha

I've got a real boner killer here.

at the funeral home my dad owns about a year ago we had a dude for about 5 days before we could embalm him. he stunk to high heaven. the thing is we can't do anything until we get a death certificate (bureaucrats saying "he's still alive until we say he's dead"). His doctor whom is needed to sign the death certificate saying "yes pump him full of carinogens, and drain the shit that's been rotting there for god knows how long." Thing is, is the doctor died a day after the poor schmuck did.... so we didn't get a death certificate untill the county morgue got off it's ass and signed the damn thing.




I generally work in the garage, washing cars, and fiddling wit the lawnmower to Frankenstein one more year out of the thing.... he was put in the garage after day three, and I was out of a job due to the smell of death >.<

eeeew, if my boyfriend screamed when we had sex i'd think he was bisexual...thank god he isnt. Guys making noises during sex (especially noises that girls are supposed to make) is a total turn off

no I scream.... when it gets overly frisky I start to roar.... but that's only happened under....... uh



"modified circumstances"

I'm sorry but it still seems wierd to me :D Are you by any chance Bisexual?

if he is not that would be offensive...
(trust me it is a chick once called me that i got really depressedthat hole day lol lol)

Sorry, I am not trying to be offensive, I have just never had a guy who made noises like that...so I always thought it was the girls job to be loud.

yes i also agree but there those select few *looks over at spaxxor*
plus a lot of ppl do alot of different things when they climax..like i clench my teeth really really hard lol hahaha

well then I'm not your stereotypical guy now am I? ^_^


oh by the way I /am/ bisexual... but in a straight relationship at this point in time

No, you are not the stereotypical guy, I learn something new everyday :D