total boner killer...

yeah i dont try to get on peoples bad sides either. i think u should make attempts to not upset someone to the point where thye chase u around with scissors. plus we r all human, so i dont think the scissors is too bad. whats worse is if it were a chainsaw, THAT would be worse.

I wouldn't go out of my way not to make someone angry. If the way you are naturally pisses someone off, then they were probably going to be pissed off at someone or something anyway, why not make it easier for them? So really, in not making an effort to be extra nice, I'm the nicest guy in the world, by providing conviniance.





That is...such a sad story. You know, there is this thing called imagination, or even a printer. I know it's not as exciting, but next time in might be your mom, and you might not have the presence of mind to move quick enough, and you end up cumming all over your mom. And that would be wierd.

here's a total boner killer (though I didn't have a boner at the time)

this morning, I walked into one of the embalmers at my dad's funeral home embalming a person with jaundice.... now /that/ is a total boner killer ^_^

@ nzephier: You sound like a sweety and that's good to note. And, I don't need a chainsaw to drive the message across that I'm serious as hell about hurting them. I can hurt without doing it physically. The court papers/decree suing them for adultery and the compensation I'm entitled to would have killed them financially many times over. :D

@ Dante: Sounds good to me, you have a point and convenience is such a time-saver. Yep, very naisu. *chuckle* When dealing with people, play by ear, they say.

Oh, a definite boner killer to me would be an image of a gangrene afflicted limb, infested with maggots.

I'm /so/ not taking that as a challenge to be the grossest here

well i have a printer, but my mom is EXTEMELY anal about using printer paper, and color cartridges. so if i were to use it, she would notice, and i dont have a good enough imagination for hentai or porn. i can come up with something better than star wars for a movie if i wanted, but i cant come up with fapp-able images. it sucks really. (not gloating about the star wars comment)

How is embalming a yellow person any different than embalming a non-yellow person? They don't have any sort of living color too them anyway.

@CreampieHoney: I know, I'm a great guy.

@Nzephier: most dicks work on command. You're a wierdo.

I could get graphic on what color everything else was, but I just ate, and had one too many glasses of shiraz so in the morning maybe

I guess if the body was septic enough, it could get pretty nasty.

bingo, the body wasn't that bad... the crap coming out was naaaaaaaaaaastay (and I hardly say that)

I'm betting it would also be...probably the worst smelling thing ever, pretty much.

coldness, any form of it. cold water, cold hands, cold breeze...

Barbara Streisand.

yes, and guess who took it to the crematory after the "viewing" it wasn't a viewing, because the casket was closed.... by the way I just found out that there's such a creature as a rental casket... take a normal casket hollow it out, and put cardboard insides with cheap linens... rental.


anyway, I don't think the bed of my truck will be the same after that >.< the body isn't biohazard or whatever, and I have a cap on my truck but hell... I'm going to spend the better part of tomorrow making sure that my truck is spotless tomorrow *shudders*)

Come on now, that's uncalled for. Sure we were talking about a dead human body filled to the gills with it's own waste, but speaking of that...creature is just a step too far, sir.

Oh, and spaxxor, no amount of scrubing will erase the memory of what's been there. So I would say, get over it or sell the truck.

option c

get a spray in bedliner


since my drop in pos is in six pieces anyway