i once put a lion (stuffed animal) with the mane looking like a heart in a girls locker that i liked with m name on a card then was too embarressed to ask her out
and aperently i called the cops on one of my own parties cause of a noise disturbance needless to say i was wasted
When i was around 8, i wanted to show my mum i could walk backwards without walking... Unfortunatly for me, the dishwasher was open. My fat bum landed on it and it cracked right off, onto my mum's toe's. 2 Toe's broken xD
Ooh and when my parent's divorced my father got stuck with the useless thing xD
I was leaving Jimmy John's and when they said goodbye, i turned while still walking to wave and walked straight into the front door... and by the way, the store was quite populated
I started a rumor in the 4th grade that my best friend had sex with her brother.
Why..?
Because she made me mad one day. XD
And its STILL stuck with her all these years. People still know her as "That girl who fucked her brother."
That was pretty lame, But at the same time pretty badass for a tiny mind. :3