What is the lamest thing you ever done

I don't do lame things. Everything I do, regardless of how insane and/or nonsensical, is meant to provoke some kind of reaction from people. When I'm active, I don't give a shit what they think, I'm entertaining myself.

If I can entertain myself by presenting a sapling, as a peace offering from a fictional culture I thought up in a matter of seconds, to some random dude having a family picnic in a public park, I've done a good fucking job.

I don't hurt anyone and I'm not in jail, but I keep myself entertained. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not doing anything wrong.

Didnt happen recently but ive had a lame moment
A while ago I went bowling with my sister, best friend (guy) & four other girls
It was just a little outing but I was excited because all the girls were actually cute & thats something I really didnt expect. . .REALLY didnt expect

ANYHOOOOO

We bowled, in between turns we all laughed had fun, & I was doing pretty good, managed to get two of the four girls cell numbers. It was my last turn & I was tied for the win with my sister (that girl can bowl like a damn pro) & as my excitement grew I thught "if I win I could impress all the girls and get the last two's numbers"

MISTAKE

I rushed to throw the ball & as I did. . .I ran too far into the lane, slipped & my head landed in the gutter, I almost did a reverse backflip or w/e but fell strait back, the ball flew into another lane but thankfully no one was hurt, I got up & went back to my friends, the two girls that gave me their number immedietly said I should delete them from my phone (FFUUUUUUUUUUUU~) & my sister beat me, not to mention she got the other two bi-curious (FFUUUUUUUUUU x2)

I was trying to decide what to watch on On Demand. In the funimation section they had Ouran High School Host Club. I thought, ok I will give this a try. It was the most bad ass show I had saw that summer.

Then I went to a anime convention and saw that they had a panel for Ouran. I was like, hellz yeah, I'm going. I went and I was the only guy there and the only person over the age of 14. That's when I found out Ouran was a shojo manga. I felt so out of place with all the prepubescent girls squealing over characters when I was seriously trying to discuss the parallels and morality of the characters.

That and I did not shave that week so I looked like I was 22.

Zeph why are you always confessing to guys? lol

can i see a pic of u? lol i doubt any guy would turn down a girl's confession that only happens in tv show if i wer the guy i'd feel like i achieved something

I got turned down before... I think some guys turn down girls because they are in love with another girl at the time. It isn't someone saying "hey I want to sex you" so girls get turn down too... :( *sob

that was the last guy i confessed to... and i only confessed to five guys XD rofl.

whoa, five. that's sure a lot...

[size=7]considering you didn't get any of them....lol.[/h]

>.< how rude... well it was just all guys out of my league TT^TT but at least i had the guts to ask them *sniff* but just for reference i've also rejected the same amount :3

i get what you're saying we are selfish selfish people, you like this othr girl so you reject the one confessing to you but when you confess to your crush and got rejected you expect the girl from before would take you

lol sorry if you take it that way...

and i disagree with you saying that they're all outta your league...i mean, there are always ways to bridge it together...i even dated an autistic girl before.

hey that last guy was in middle school. and i've yet to confess to anyone since then >: D (lol it's been so long since i confessed on my own) in middle school i remember that things were rotating around popular kids and yadda yadda. i wasn't a popular kid but he was, so i guess that's what i meant by "out of my league" it was only after he rejected me that i noticed he was a jerk... hmm... and that is Exhibit A of my obliviousness ;D

*edit* and yes i remember you posting up something about you dating an autistic girl in the "love and relationships" section ^_^

i've done too many.i didn't even know where to start.

I bullied some friend in middle school and another one in high school.

i don't know to say this is the lamest thing or funny thing...when i was in middle schooler...i was taking a bus to a bus stop...i walked down the bus and meet my friend and have small talks...he step into the bus but we still talking...i slowly moved backward...while waved goodbye...i accidentally fell into a ditch hole...the ditch hole should have it's cover but some drug addict stole it...i was so shame to be watched by my friend and some other passengers inside the bus...:(:(:(

taped my dick between my legs and pretended to be a girl

haha..... i have also done that.

You sure know your fucking priorities.