What is the lamest thing you ever done

Mine is playing dressup games (Children's one)

I pooped in mah pants, although I knew I was being a bad boy. As the lazy shit I was (or am) I just thought 'screw it', went to a corner and bombs away.

Working third shift at Tim Horton's made me a very unhappy camper. Sometimes I would get insensitive, bitchy customers that only added to my frustration. Whenever they ordered tuna salad or chicken salad on their sandwich I would give 'em two scoops of strawberry cream cheese instead. Too bad if you get three complaints you're fired.

I skipped my high school prom to stay home and play Smash Bros Brawl with my friends.

Stealth edit:Prom not graduation.

I also left my date planted. Hell, she wasn't even that bad looking but since I wasn't going to see her again, I decided not to go at all.

Man, I can be such an asshole sometimes.

Wow, that is kinda lame...

I once feel down on the bus when the bus driver took off before I was seated. I mean like face down falling.

You want something even more lame? I was planning on skipping my graduation because it was on a Friday night and I didn't want to miss Smackdown.

In the end, I decided to go.

My sandal ripped in half while playing soccer and the other half hit the goalie and i got called foul

Well you went in the end right? I just thought it be lame if you did get to go... but if you hated EVERYONE at school then eh... it wouldn't be a big deal.

Another lame thing I did was during a danceline routine in highschool, I went the wrong way during a pep rally and knocked over our mascot. He was cool though and played it off like it was meant to happen.

Nah, I just didn't get to graduate along with my friends because I spend an entire year of high school doing nothing at all.

I kinda deserve it.

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At least I have an excuse. <.<
Third grade, had to take a shit real bad, but my teacher wouldn't let me go till she was done talking to some kid about showing up on time. So right when she lets me go, I dash down the hall, and get called over by the principal, and yeah. <.<
Let's just say, too many delays caused the downfall of my pride that day.

Stayed in to watch Anime that I "HAD TO WATCH" instead of going out on the lash with my buddies! (Shame on me *Slapped wrist*)

The first time I left home for more than a few weeks, I was allowed to call my family after about a month. I talked to my mom and dad, and everything was going normal, but when I heard that my cats were doing okay I was so happy I started bawling (very openly and loudly). I wasn't able to look anybody in the eyes the rest of the night.

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Once, while all my friends were watching a porn on the laptop in my room, I was busy watching Gundam SEED behind them.

i confessed to a guy three days after i transferred to a new school... in front of the class... i didn't make any friends the rest of the year...

lolol... That also happened to me XD
Glad that there is someone else as lame as me XD...

Hmm... Maybe the most lamest thing is i picked up a food that dropped on the floor, and give it to my gf. She punch me after that.

I was sleeping and the alarm went off. I grabbed for the alarm and pushed the headboard which had a lamp on it.

Lamp falls on my head and now I sleep on a futon.

Well for me, this will hunt me for my rest of my life.....
During my year-end assembly, They called up my name and I had to stand up in front of the school(Didn't know why)..... then, when I went up the stage, the bitch librarian shouted "I'm proud to say the this young lady has read the most book in the whole school and also the other schools in this district" My eyes were OPEN looking down the whole school...

Then, I remember in Gr.5 I was still a crybaby. Then something random shit happen, I stand up crying then i walk straight to the door then -THUMP- i fell face first in front of the class and.... can never recover until this day.......

that's ... sad...

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I once pooped in my pants due to an upset stomach and a mixture of milk drink and other street food. I really want to go home that time when I felt the first signs of lbm but then we had an examination. I was in grade two then. So embarassing... T_T

I roleplayed and cosplayed Manny Pacquiao in our school festival.. lol

......... Why?

ate a marble because it looked like a gumball...grant it i was 4 at the time