What is the lamest thing you ever done

You didn't top yourself btw. Mom's hand on dick is the best thing you've got going for you in this thread.

Did you feel more safe with your her hand on it=P

In grade school, I called my school adviser that I was sick (when I was not) and pretended to be sick on my uncle's wedding day so I can finish Super Castlevania IV and FFVI on SNES, respectively.

I see no lameness here. :|

Also, lamest thing I've done was your mom.

Now that that's been said, it would probably be attempting to do a flip off a springboard, freaking out in the air, and landing neck first on the pad.

Around fifth grade, I had to always run to the bus stop in order to catch the bus (I had to run as fast as the fucking wind. The bus and school schedual were tight). The bus stop was pretty far away and so I used to use a shortcut to get there faster. That shortcut was a little river that had dried up. But it had rained that day, and it was all watery. But I was so late I couldn't go back, I jumped and landed on wet mud. My shoes got fucking soaked and full of wet dirt. I went to the nearest public bathroom to wash my shoes and went home on foot, all dirty and soaking wet. Needless to say, I cried buckets during the whole thing.

Dunno if this is exactly what the thread asked, but meh.

hmm well we were playing torture poker and i went bankrupt 2nd last and as a punishment my cousins shaved off my eyebrows those last few days of schol was pretty hard....

i wanted to fart, but instead my goddamn ass ruined my underwear. that sucked. ;(

damn.you are born to be perverted.

I was so tired of school one time during Middle school, I was thinking of anything to not go for a couple days...

So when I was in the shower, I left the water running to make everyone think I was still in even though I was finished. Then I took a lot of things out of the bathroom cabinets like some medicines/ body creams/ whatever and mixed them together into a cup and made it look like something I threw up.

Long story short, I got out of school for 2 days from making my parents believe I threw up, and then there were 2 snow days afterwards so I only had to go one day of the week :)

Catfish that isn't lame at all, that is awesome.

I went into a relationship with someone, not too long after she told me she didn't want to be in a relationship because she was having problems getting over another guy. Afterwards I gave her a second chance.

Lamest thing I've ever done, considering she screwed me over a second time... Well lesson learned I guess.

When I was 7 my brother told me if I put a BB in my ear it will come out the other side. It didn't, so I put one more to try and make the other come out.
Ended up going to the doctor a hour later.(I did what ever my brother told me)

i deserve 10000 -reps for what i ded but here it goes:

i lied to my gf that i cheated her.... :|
i'm such a dumb child :|:|:|

When I Was Like Five Or So, I Dont Know Why But, I Fucking Inhaled A Pearl And It Got Stuck In My Nose So I Went To The Hostpital Just To Get It Out Safely...

when I was in junior high school, I tried to peep my childhood friend when she took a shower. But the auntie caught me in action and then she punished me. I dishonored myself and my childhood friend was mad. As a punishment, I couldn't meet her for 5 days. Geez... -__-"

Did you get to see anything? *wink wink*

uuummm.... yeah, actually... I peeped her for about 5 minutes...
that's why my friend and her mom was mad...
kinda pervert... but that's naturally happened when you are in puberty process... -__-

If things got back to how they where after the ordeal then I guess it wasn't all that bad.

Now if you would've brought a camera then...