What's the weirdest wet dream you ever had?

That was weird.

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My wet dreams rarely involve sex or a dream for that matter.

I've only had 2 sex dreams and they were both weird. I was in the cinema having sex with some girl the dream got a bit confusing she ended up being a futa and I couldn't tell who was fucking who I might have not been there I just assumed I was part of it. The second was me and a female friend were floating above the back garden of where we used to hang out and we ended up having sex only dream to start and go all the way to the end smoothly. I've had the odd harem dream as well but I wake up before any body get naked all the time.

I had this dream that I was being targeted by a drug cartel. My friend, who I've had this extremely sexually frustrating relationship for a number of years was at my house with a some other friends. Everything was chill, but then mad people rolled up on my house and started shooting. Being the gentleman that I am, I sad fuck everyone else and took her upstairs for cover. We got into it, but she kept turning into a cat, and I'm not into animals, so I kept going soft. After a while, she managed to stay human long enough for us to fuck and then I got into this russian roulette game involving a cannon, with a few gang members that my friends caught. In the end, I shot one of them in the face a few times, he survived, my friends turned on me, and when I tried to escape, 2 Escalades rolled up on me in an alley and I got shot up by mad people with all kinds of automatic weapons.

As far as wet dreams go, this one was like a hallucinogen inspired action movie, even though I hadn't done any drugs for at least a month.

I can't remember most of it, but I'll try.

Ok... everything was in black and white. I was running away from people, and trying to masturbate while I was safe, while also stealing CDs. I think it turned into another soon after that. There I was running or was a customer at some sort of weird brothel. There was a bed full of women who wanted me, and I was still running from the assholes from before. Never the less, I stopped running and had sex with all of the women instead. When I was done, I continued to run, and eventually came back to the room and fucked the ladies all over again.

Without the grammar errors, this.

was dancing with a black chick at someone elses wedding in the dream, tried to grab her ass for some reason, woke up..... i was like "wtf was that".

The weirdest sex dream/nightmare i had was when i became a kampfer and then had sex(or was raped not really sure which) with(by) my girlfriend who was a futa...

prepare yourself to be mindfucked:

I dreamed that me and one of my friends were in an abandoned hospital. for some reason that abandoned hospital was going to explode and there was a computer that could help us teleport out of this hospital. that computer was located in a far away room. while we were running to it we found a spirit child crying and wishing to leave the hospital as well so my friend picked him up and put him on his back then we continued. when we reached that room my friend put down the child and started adjusting the computer. then the child turned into a hollow then I fawned a zanpakuto on my hands (a sign of too much bleach.). so I killed the hollow, my friend finished adjusting the computer and teleported out of the hospital. I was not able to leave. the hospital exploded and I woke up finding my bed very wet... yes that is all true.

Words can't describe the amount of fuck my mind has just went through.

I've never had a wet dream, unless I pissed myself once in a Blue Moon or had the sensation of pissing myself but being bone dry after much panicking.

But yeah, wierdest sexual dream I had was fucking a girl at Dover Cliffs then falling off them still inside her. I had one of those "Jump-off-a-cliff" moments and I immediately spasmed which woke me up. Wasn't nice.

It was right after the Doctor Who episode: Last of the TimeLords

Long story short, I was face-fucking a really hot Toclafane.

That was back in 09, and I haven't jizzed myself since then.

Have a foursome with three pornstars, then your Mexican friend comes in talking like a Russian and eating tacos.

...and it was actually pretty awesome.

You're talking about Mary Elizabeth Winstead, right? She's pretty hot.

I'm not sure I can recall... but I *think* it was testicles or zombies.

That i had sex with a woman on a ironing board.

This is totally weird

I was on a dark room, with a huge monitor in it. the monitor displays a race between 2 F-1 cars (forgot which ones). The race was always close, with each car keeps passing each other. It was the last lap, and it was close to the finish line. And when the first car passed the finish line, I came.

This one I just recently remembered.

Having sex with one of the girl from my old class in a speeding car that then dives off an unfinished bridge, and everyone jumps out of the windows.


I have no idea what compelled my mind to make it, and in the long run, I don't want to know.