What's the weirdest wet dream you ever had?

plaenty, I don't know where to start

BUT i have a dream diary. I have note of 30 dreams i've had so far 20 of those are really fucked up

The weirdest one that I remember is me chasing a naked woman around my house, and when I followed her into the bathroom I was suddenly naked and her vagina turned into a vortex that began to suck my body inside, and not in a good way. I think I died in the dream. -_- Wouldn't really call it a wet dream though since I didn't get aroused by it.