Wierd Events recently?
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Yo. Rober2 here <<< (that's my entrance catch phrase XD)
i just had a funny event happen to me... although it IS very embarrasing... but it's the world wide web after all, so i'm thinking it's ok to share, right? So if you could, post comments or new events, wit would be nice to see this topic rolling ^_^... so lemme start with MY event. don't forget to share yours OK?
usually, i masturbate using my right hand, despite being a lefty... but certain conditions made me use my left. why? well, my PC is just by the living room and dining room; and to add to that, one of my housekeepers (we have 2) sleeps on the couch... why she prefers the couch, i have no idea... thus, whenever i go for some... ahem... fun... i usually get daring and get the volume close to mute and watch some good...ahem... shows... and so not to get caught, i use my left hand to decrease chances of me getting caught. and when i shoot out my load, i usually catch the liquid with my used hand and afterwords, i wash them... but i only apply soap on the used hand. and since my unused hand was also wet, i used it to wipe my face off... but in reflex, i applied soap on the wrong hand... so i went like "Oh Fuck. washed the wrong hand." in other words... i wiped my face with the hand i just used... well i DID rinse it (With water but no soap), so i guess it helped...
PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M WEIRD T_T
i just had a funny event happen to me... although it IS very embarrasing... but it's the world wide web after all, so i'm thinking it's ok to share, right? So if you could, post comments or new events, wit would be nice to see this topic rolling ^_^... so lemme start with MY event. don't forget to share yours OK?
usually, i masturbate using my right hand, despite being a lefty... but certain conditions made me use my left. why? well, my PC is just by the living room and dining room; and to add to that, one of my housekeepers (we have 2) sleeps on the couch... why she prefers the couch, i have no idea... thus, whenever i go for some... ahem... fun... i usually get daring and get the volume close to mute and watch some good...ahem... shows... and so not to get caught, i use my left hand to decrease chances of me getting caught. and when i shoot out my load, i usually catch the liquid with my used hand and afterwords, i wash them... but i only apply soap on the used hand. and since my unused hand was also wet, i used it to wipe my face off... but in reflex, i applied soap on the wrong hand... so i went like "Oh Fuck. washed the wrong hand." in other words... i wiped my face with the hand i just used... well i DID rinse it (With water but no soap), so i guess it helped...
PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M WEIRD T_T
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rober2 wrote...
i just had a funny event happen to me... although it IS very embarrasing... but it's the world wide web after all, so i'm thinking it's ok to share, right? [color=darkorchid] Failed. Sorry had to xD
Also I don't think you're weird lol. [/color]
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Uh... my question is why not just wash both hands?
Or better yet use a tissue, but I guess to each is their own. I don't think that weird necessarily, and the premise would actually be pretty exciting. Nothing like worrying you are going to be caught to make the mood better. XD
Or better yet use a tissue, but I guess to each is their own. I don't think that weird necessarily, and the premise would actually be pretty exciting. Nothing like worrying you are going to be caught to make the mood better. XD
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Tsurayu wrote...
Uh... my question is why not just wash both hands? Or better yet use a tissue, but I guess to each is their own. I don't think that weird necessarily, and the premise would actually be pretty exciting. Nothing like worrying you are going to be caught to make the mood better. XD
Yes, a tissue is pretty useful.
(BTW Tsuaryu, you really like the forums dontcha? Pretty soon you'll be Elder)
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Uh... my question is why not just wash both hands? Or better yet use a tissue, but I guess to each is their own. I don't think that weird necessarily, and the premise would actually be pretty exciting. Nothing like worrying you are going to be caught to make the mood better. XD
Yes, a tissue is pretty useful.
(BTW Tsuaryu, you really like the forums dontcha? Pretty soon you'll be Elder)
Haha, I'm starting to feel like I'm going to have to start justifying myself for my high post count now. Maybe I should request a sticky somewhere. :P
Like I've said I'm not attending college and right now I'm unemployeed, so I spend a great deal of time on the computer, and most of the time when I am on the computer I am on Fakku.
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Last Week i was At The Park With my friend (Why? Er...Exercise)
While i was jogging we heard A moan...
I thought it was my friend but my friend said "Why Would i Moan?"
So we look around We thought maybe someone was injured...
But we Look around a Bush and Saw A Old Lady Taking a dump...
O_O...
While i was jogging we heard A moan...
I thought it was my friend but my friend said "Why Would i Moan?"
So we look around We thought maybe someone was injured...
But we Look around a Bush and Saw A Old Lady Taking a dump...
O_O...
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I've never witnessed them doing it, but there have been several demonstrations in our city at our local resevoir where a bunch of homosexuals (demonstration homosexual rights, obviously) go at the resevoir late at night and run around naked.
... no. I'm not kidding actually. A few of them have been arrested. ^_^;;
... no. I'm not kidding actually. A few of them have been arrested. ^_^;;
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
I like reading sentences.
The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
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Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
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Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
Why don't you tell me?
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Tsurayu wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
Why don't you tell me?
I'm not the one gagging on it, sir.
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
Why don't you tell me?
I'm not the one gagging on it, sir.
You're the one with the camera filming it all.
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
Why don't you tell me?
I'm not the one gagging on it, sir.
You're the one with the camera filming it all.
Money is money, yo. And the point stands; I'm not deepthroating a penis.
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
Why don't you tell me?
I'm not the one gagging on it, sir.
You're the one with the camera filming it all.
Money is money, yo. And the point stands; I'm not deepthroating a penis.
Well, considering theres a penis in the hand that's not holding the camera, your worse than the man deepthroating the futa penis. You're the man fapping to the man deepthroating the futa penis. You're both gay, but at least he can get some.
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'm not deepthroating a penis.I don't have a penis.
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
[color=darkorchid] Why don't you try and tell us? [/color]