Wierd Events recently?
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Prowl wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Tsurayu wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I like reading sentences.The opening post did not have many sentences.
I did not like it.
Tegumi you amaze me. Some days I think how can you act like you do, and other days you make me laugh.
So how does her dick taste?
Why don't you try and tell us?
Yeah then rate it in the following options:
1) EWWWWW 2) Hum, that ain't so bad for a shemale 3) IT TASTES LIKE FLOWERS!!
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HimeTakamura wrote...
oh, I thought the housekeeper was going to wake up. XD that would suck.hehehe. well if she DOES wake up, (and HOPE i don't notice her awakening) what can she do?... nothing... ABSOLUTELY nothing...
if she caught me in the past, she hasn't mentioned such... ahem... actions other than staying up late... so i'll categorize that as 'uncaught'.
and this ain't really a wierd event but... last night when i was asleep, over 20 people replied to this thread. when i woke up, i saw the results and i was like WOW! over 20 replies! THANKS GUYS ^^
BTW, what's this about tasting dicks and deepthroating penises? are you guys fighting? please don't T_T.
Krystel wrote...
Last Week i was At The Park With my friend (Why? Er...Exercise)While i was jogging we heard A moan...
I thought it was my friend but my friend said "Why Would i Moan?"
So we look around We thought maybe someone was injured...
But we Look around a Bush and Saw A Old Lady Taking a dump...
O_O...
i guess i should consider myself lucky... since the only thing i saw was an old beggar taking a leak. just outside of a small mall. no lies, mind you... but that was years ago, and that was the last time i saw her... she usually peddles just by the back entrance... i still wonder if she's even still alive...
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me my brothers and there friends were playing basketball at the school next door to my house. One friend had stayed behind. so when were all done we start walkin home. We walk in the door and hes on the couch jurkin away and it just so happened that we walked in right as he climaxed... he jumpd and shot his load on his face... from that day on his nickname was Spunk Eye
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big_and_fluffy2000 wrote...
me my brothers and there friends were playing basketball at the school next door to my house. One friend had stayed behind. so when were all done we start walkin home. We walk in the door and hes on the couch jurkin away and it just so happened that we walked in right as he climaxed... he jumpd and shot his load on his face... from that day on his nickname was Spunk EyeWhat a fail. I bet he learned to be more careful.
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big_and_fluffy2000 wrote...
me my brothers and there friends were playing basketball at the school next door to my house. One friend had stayed behind. so when were all done we start walkin home. We walk in the door and hes on the couch jurkin away and it just so happened that we walked in right as he climaxed... he jumpd and shot his load on his face... from that day on his nickname was Spunk EyeOh...My...Gosh...
like what Kuroneko1/2 said, that IS an epic fail...
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
rober2 wrote...
...when i shoot out my load, i usually catch the liquid with my used hand and afterwords, i wash them... but i only apply soap on the used hand. and since my unused hand was also wet, i used it to wipe my face off... but in reflex, i applied soap on the wrong hand... so i went like "Oh Fuck. washed the wrong hand." in other words... i wiped my face with the hand i just used... well i DID rinse it (With water but no soap), so i guess it helped...
PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M WEIRD T_T
PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M WEIRD T_T
By the way rober2, it ain't weird, just a little harmless gaffe there. Strong advice is you use tissues/disposable wipes to collect the jizz and flush it down the toilet.
On a side note... my cousin also faps, but since he's a med student, he covers his jizz hand with a surgical glove. He catches his cum on that glove-covered hand, then he goes to the sink, removes the glove, wash the glove. He's quite weird for me :D
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jmason wrote...
On a side note... my cousin also faps, but since he's a med student, he covers his jizz hand with a surgical glove. He catches his cum on that glove-covered hand, then he goes to the sink, removes the glove, wash the glove. He's quite weird for me :DAnd he uses the glove again?!
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
jmason wrote...
On a side note... my cousin also faps, but since he's a med student, he covers his jizz hand with a surgical glove. He catches his cum on that glove-covered hand, then he goes to the sink, removes the glove, wash the glove. He's quite weird for me :DAnd he uses the glove again?!
...Yep (he needs to sanitize it though). That made him weird for me.
He only uses it 3 times and then he throws it out. My aunt collects the house garbage every Thursday and he said he doesn't want so many gloves noticeable on his garbage bin since he's a professed daily fapper.
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jmason wrote...
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
jmason wrote...
On a side note... my cousin also faps, but since he's a med student, he covers his jizz hand with a surgical glove. He catches his cum on that glove-covered hand, then he goes to the sink, removes the glove, wash the glove. He's quite weird for me :DAnd he uses the glove again?!
...Yep (he needs to sanitize it though). That made him weird for me.
He only uses it 3 times and then he throws it out. My aunt collects the house garbage every Thursday and he said he doesn't want so many gloves noticeable on his garbage bin since he's a professed daily fapper.
Then the kleenexes would be better. Just flush it down the toiled and voilá, no more fap traces.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
jmason wrote...
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
jmason wrote...
On a side note... my cousin also faps, but since he's a med student, he covers his jizz hand with a surgical glove. He catches his cum on that glove-covered hand, then he goes to the sink, removes the glove, wash the glove. He's quite weird for me :DAnd he uses the glove again?!
...Yep (he needs to sanitize it though). That made him weird for me.
He only uses it 3 times and then he throws it out. My aunt collects the house garbage every Thursday and he said he doesn't want so many gloves noticeable on his garbage bin since he's a professed daily fapper.
Then the kleenexes would be better. Just flush it down the toiled and voilá, no more fap traces.
Yep, kleenex is much better. No trace, no foul.
Spoiler:
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big_and_fluffy2000 wrote...
me my brothers and there friends were playing basketball at the school next door to my house. One friend had stayed behind. so when were all done we start walkin home. We walk in the door and hes on the couch jurkin away and it just so happened that we walked in right as he climaxed... he jumpd and shot his load on his face... from that day on his nickname was Spunk EyeHaha very nice story.
I've always found it in hard to try and masturbate outside of the comfort of my own home. Done it uh... twice I think and both times weren't very satisfying despite thinking that it would be. XD
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Tsurayu wrote...
I've always found it in hard to try and masturbate outside of the comfort of my own home. Done it uh... twice I think and both times weren't very satisfying despite thinking that it would be. XDagreed
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
in this case, the phrase "be a man, use your hand" does not apply. :?
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Tegumi wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'm not deepthroating a penis.I don't have a penis.
I could provide you with one to not only try out, but enjoy, a lot.
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It seems that this thread has lost it's life... oh well... but i guess i should add something to it...
just now... it happened again... -_- 'what' happened again, you ask? read the very first post on this thread, by yours truly.
just now... it happened again... -_- 'what' happened again, you ask? read the very first post on this thread, by yours truly.
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rober2 wrote...
It seems that this thread has lost it's life... oh well... but i guess i should add something to it...just now... it happened again... -_- 'what' happened again, you ask? read the very first post on this thread, by yours truly.
Dude, just use a kleenex for god's sake. No cum in your hands. Easy and clean. (although it's best to wash em cause of the smell)
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
rober2 wrote...
It seems that this thread has lost it's life... oh well... but i guess i should add something to it...just now... it happened again... -_- 'what' happened again, you ask? read the very first post on this thread, by yours truly.
Dude, just use a kleenex for god's sake. No cum in your hands. Easy and clean. (although it's best to wash em cause of the smell)
we don't have kleenex, unfortunately... using soap is a better option in my opinion anyway >_<.
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A few weird events in the life of ShaoZhao
1. I was walking downtown in my city, going back to work after cashing my check on my lunch break. So on my way back to work, I was walking down a street and looked behind me. I saw this lady hobo take off her pants and show her ass. She then took a shit in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon on a main street in the biggest city of my home state of NJ. I saw the shit fly out her ass. I was baffled, so I looked away. I looked back at her and she was wiping. I hurried back to work a ruined man.
2. I worked at a bus station as a security guard in the toilet of the Northeastern United States, Irvington NJ. It was a weekend shift, 5pm to 1am. It was good until around 11pm, when the hookers would come out. I remember going in the womens bathroom to kick a hooker out of the station (I had to do it it was my job) and she left her soaked through maxipad in the sink, and it stank. I returned to my desk a ruined man.
3. On Broad St. in my hometown there is a small movie theater that only shows porno. A friend of mine works there. All he does all day is change the films and plays his xbox. Anyway he told me about that theater being a haven for anonymous homosexual acts, such as gloryholes, buttfucking, and guy on guy BJs. I have never been in the actual theater just the projector room. Its supposed to have really good porn, but I fear if I set foot in the viewing area I would be raped. Every time I walk past that theater, I hang my head in shame as a ruined man.
1. I was walking downtown in my city, going back to work after cashing my check on my lunch break. So on my way back to work, I was walking down a street and looked behind me. I saw this lady hobo take off her pants and show her ass. She then took a shit in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon on a main street in the biggest city of my home state of NJ. I saw the shit fly out her ass. I was baffled, so I looked away. I looked back at her and she was wiping. I hurried back to work a ruined man.
2. I worked at a bus station as a security guard in the toilet of the Northeastern United States, Irvington NJ. It was a weekend shift, 5pm to 1am. It was good until around 11pm, when the hookers would come out. I remember going in the womens bathroom to kick a hooker out of the station (I had to do it it was my job) and she left her soaked through maxipad in the sink, and it stank. I returned to my desk a ruined man.
3. On Broad St. in my hometown there is a small movie theater that only shows porno. A friend of mine works there. All he does all day is change the films and plays his xbox. Anyway he told me about that theater being a haven for anonymous homosexual acts, such as gloryholes, buttfucking, and guy on guy BJs. I have never been in the actual theater just the projector room. Its supposed to have really good porn, but I fear if I set foot in the viewing area I would be raped. Every time I walk past that theater, I hang my head in shame as a ruined man.
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Scion in chains
The Forgotten Faggot
My ex &1 of my childhood friends went on a beach trip and were having fun cooking. My ex gf was making hotdogs(Damn evil hotdogs) & one of my friends was wearing this awesome 2piece that hugged every curve...anyway she was finishing tanning up & got a hotdog.& for some weird reason she eats them with Ranch dressing *P. Anyway it inevitibly slipped & landed on her breasts, which got Ranch everywhere on her chest. Then hopeless me got a boner. A big one. She was so busy playing catch me with her hotdog she didnt pay attention to where she was going & slipped on my foot(which fucking hurt!) & landed smack dab right on target on my pole. So she screams out a little(whadda you expect 2 articles of sandy clothing and a dick entered her) but 4 SOME reason doesnt immediately move. Her scream catches my ex's attention so when she finally starts to move off my ex sees & assumes we are fucking. That=groin stomp & a girl fight, then she dumped me & a month later my friend became my gf.