Wierd Events recently?
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Scion in chains wrote...
My ex &1 of my childhood friends went on a beach trip and were having fun cooking. My ex gf was making hotdogs(Damn evil hotdogs) & one of my friends was wearing this awesome 2piece that hugged every curve...anyway she was finishing tanning up & got a hotdog.& for some weird reason she eats them with Ranch dressing *P. Anyway it inevitibly slipped & landed on her breasts, which got Ranch everywhere on her chest. Then hopeless me got a boner. A big one. She was so busy playing catch me with her hotdog she didnt pay attention to where she was going & slipped on my foot(which fucking hurt!) & landed smack dab right on target on my pole. So she screams out a little(whadda you expect 2 articles of sandy clothing and a dick entered her) but 4 SOME reason doesnt immediately move. Her scream catches my ex's attention so when she finally starts to move off my ex sees & assumes we are fucking. That=groin stomp & a girl fight, then she dumped me & a month later my friend became my gf.This story has so much fail, and yet, so much win!
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sv51macross wrote...
Scion in chains wrote...
My ex &1 of my childhood friends went on a beach trip and were having fun cooking. My ex gf was making hotdogs(Damn evil hotdogs) & one of my friends was wearing this awesome 2piece that hugged every curve...anyway she was finishing tanning up & got a hotdog.& for some weird reason she eats them with Ranch dressing *P. Anyway it inevitibly slipped & landed on her breasts, which got Ranch everywhere on her chest. Then hopeless me got a boner. A big one. She was so busy playing catch me with her hotdog she didnt pay attention to where she was going & slipped on my foot(which fucking hurt!) & landed smack dab right on target on my pole. So she screams out a little(whadda you expect 2 articles of sandy clothing and a dick entered her) but 4 SOME reason doesnt immediately move. Her scream catches my ex's attention so when she finally starts to move off my ex sees & assumes we are fucking. That=groin stomp & a girl fight, then she dumped me & a month later my friend became my gf.This story has so much fail, and yet, so much win!
That was really an awesome WIN! XD I would rep you if I could.
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sv51macross wrote...
Scion in chains wrote...
My ex &1 of my childhood friends went on a beach trip and were having fun cooking. My ex gf was making hotdogs(Damn evil hotdogs) & one of my friends was wearing this awesome 2piece that hugged every curve...anyway she was finishing tanning up & got a hotdog.& for some weird reason she eats them with Ranch dressing *P. Anyway it inevitibly slipped & landed on her breasts, which got Ranch everywhere on her chest. Then hopeless me got a boner. A big one. She was so busy playing catch me with her hotdog she didnt pay attention to where she was going & slipped on my foot(which fucking hurt!) & landed smack dab right on target on my pole. So she screams out a little(whadda you expect 2 articles of sandy clothing and a dick entered her) but 4 SOME reason doesnt immediately move. Her scream catches my ex's attention so when she finally starts to move off my ex sees & assumes we are fucking. That=groin stomp & a girl fight, then she dumped me & a month later my friend became my gf.This story has so much fail, and yet, so much win!
what he said :D
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smr312 wrote...
real men dont care if the have jizz on their face as long as its not some other mans white outLOL
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rober2 wrote...
when i shoot out my load, i usually catch the liquid with my used hand
You have either amazing skill or godly reflexes, if they're different. In midair that's pretty awesome.
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Unsigned wrote...
rober2 wrote...
when i shoot out my load, i usually catch the liquid with my used hand
You have either amazing skill or godly reflexes, if they're different. In midair that's pretty awesome.
I lol'd I dunno why
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Unsigned wrote...
rober2 wrote...
when i shoot out my load, i usually catch the liquid with my used hand
You have either amazing skill or godly reflexes, if they're different. In midair that's pretty awesome.
Really? I didn't think that was so special. <.<
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Tsurayu wrote...
Unsigned wrote...
rober2 wrote...
when i shoot out my load, i usually catch the liquid with my used hand
You have either amazing skill or godly reflexes, if they're different. In midair that's pretty awesome.
Really? I didn't think that was so special. <.<
Same here. How does that count as a special skill? I hope I am missing out on some sarcasm in that post.
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i remember one fine day, about two weeks ago, i was fapping without a care in the world...and then my sister's friend walks in...
(the ending to this story is really amazing)
(the ending to this story is really amazing)
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JesusReaper wrote...
i remember one fine day, about two weeks ago, i was fapping without a care in the world...and then my sister's friend walks in...(the ending to this story is really amazing)
INDULGE US! INDULGE UUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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JesusReaper wrote...
i remember one fine day, about two weeks ago, i was fapping without a care in the world...and then my sister's friend walks in...(the ending to this story is really amazing)
I third that request!
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sv51macross wrote...
JesusReaper wrote...
i remember one fine day, about two weeks ago, i was fapping without a care in the world...and then my sister's friend walks in...(the ending to this story is really amazing)
I third that request!
a quadruple request :P
(sorry no very bizzare events from me )
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TheGrayMan wrote...
sv51macross wrote...
JesusReaper wrote...
i remember one fine day, about two weeks ago, i was fapping without a care in the world...and then my sister's friend walks in...(the ending to this story is really amazing)
I third that request!
a quadruple request :P
(sorry no very bizzare events from me )
Yes, spill it for these poor curious souls.
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JesusReaper wrote...
i remember one fine day, about two weeks ago, i was fapping without a care in the world...and then my sister's friend walks in...(the ending to this story is really amazing)
Your money shot got her in the eye, and her eye was red the whole day?
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Jonoe wrote...
JesusReaper wrote...
i remember one fine day, about two weeks ago, i was fapping without a care in the world...and then my sister's friend walks in...(the ending to this story is really amazing)
Your money shot got her in the eye, and her eye was red the whole day?
Bukkake? Humm that may be it...