Would you do a vampire?
Would you fuck a vampire?
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vampire girlfriend...hmm sounds tempting...yeah..and i dont care about further details about van helsing, parents, people...
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tsuyoshiro wrote...
When I really think about it, the idea sounds good at first, but problematic in the long run. What if you're together for years? The idea of giving up part of your blood over and over doesn't sound too healthy for your body. Not to mention, everytime you have to get bit, and even if you are used it by now it probably leaves some unsightly marks on your body. She could bite the same place over and over again, but dear god after a while that will just look like raw meat. Also, having a vampire girlfriend can be very dangerous. There are some people just waiting with a torch and a pitch fork, ready to form a slightly irrate mob the second they find out someone actually is a vampire. Or a frankenstein monster, they hate those, too. How are you going to introduce her to your parents? Are they cool with the vampire thing? You aren't going to be able to hide it, unless you can convince them that they can only ever see your new girl at night. Preferrably not your home because you just know that she is prone to leave weird vampire paraphenalia lying around. Also, the second you even think about dating a vampire, someone related to van Helsing will move in to your vicinity. Could be next door, could be a couple of blocks away, but they will be there and they shall watch your every move. It's a hassle.
^^Obviously dated a vampire before.
Yeah, but if she REALLY is dating you...then wouldn't she turn you into a vampire? I mean think about it, you no longer have to feed and don't have to worry about anything medical, ever. That alone would make you a millionaire and let you live forever.
If you have to quit your job (and if we're going by Hellsing, Twillight, or original Dracula rule...then you won't for a while...you just lose your powers during the day) you can rob banks then skip town. Not like anyone will be able to identify you. Camera's don't work, so neither would video equipment...and you could turn to mist, enter the vault...and knock down a wall with your super strength to escape with all the money inside. You can out run or fly away from the scene...so do that once every 20 years, put the money in a Savings account, and withdraw it in a hundred...and you wouldn't NEED to worry about money at all. and you wouldn't have to worry about hurting anyone.
Also, you can just feed on killers, rapists, and pedo's as acts of vengance....and get confused with a certain coustumed crusader.
Its all win win in my opinion.
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I'd Give it a go, If i knew i could dump her w/ no strings attached. Some vampires are known for their ability to track and kill, and some to hold a grudge. Not Saying I'd want to, but if things came up and i feared for both of our lives, I just wanna have the option.
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
MIB wrote...
tsuyoshiro wrote...
When I really think about it, the idea sounds good at first, but problematic in the long run. What if you're together for years? The idea of giving up part of your blood over and over doesn't sound too healthy for your body. Not to mention, everytime you have to get bit, and even if you are used it by now it probably leaves some unsightly marks on your body. She could bite the same place over and over again, but dear god after a while that will just look like raw meat. Also, having a vampire girlfriend can be very dangerous. There are some people just waiting with a torch and a pitch fork, ready to form a slightly irrate mob the second they find out someone actually is a vampire. Or a frankenstein monster, they hate those, too. How are you going to introduce her to your parents? Are they cool with the vampire thing? You aren't going to be able to hide it, unless you can convince them that they can only ever see your new girl at night. Preferrably not your home because you just know that she is prone to leave weird vampire paraphenalia lying around. Also, the second you even think about dating a vampire, someone related to van Helsing will move in to your vicinity. Could be next door, could be a couple of blocks away, but they will be there and they shall watch your every move. It's a hassle.
^^Obviously dated a vampire before.
Yeah, but if she REALLY is dating you...then wouldn't she turn you into a vampire? I mean think about it, you no longer have to feed and don't have to worry about anything medical, ever. That alone would make you a millionaire and let you live forever.
If you have to quit your job (and if we're going by Hellsing, Twillight, or original Dracula rule...then you won't for a while...you just lose your powers during the day) you can rob banks then skip town. Not like anyone will be able to identify you. Camera's don't work, so neither would video equipment...and you could turn to mist, enter the vault...and knock down a wall with your super strength to escape with all the money inside. You can out run or fly away from the scene...so do that once every 20 years, put the money in a Savings account, and withdraw it in a hundred...and you wouldn't NEED to worry about money at all. and you wouldn't have to worry about hurting anyone.
Also, you can just feed on killers, rapists, and pedo's as acts of vengance....and get confused with a certain coustumed crusader.
Its all win win in my opinion.
Why am I not surprised that you immediately went into caped crusader mode? :P. And how does not having anything medical to worry about immediately make you a millionaire? The robbing banks part is feasible if you are just the right type of vampire (And dear god there are so many; you picked the fancier version), although if you have powers and strength to spare, perchance there are less criminial ways to line your pockets. And what's with the weird conflict of being a bank robber and someone who gets vengance on random ne'er-do-wells? Guilty conscience? Just because you steal only every 20 years, doesn't exactly make it any better. ...Also, we are way off topic at this point, and this is all assuming that she would turn you into a vampire to begin with. Maybe she's just using you for a while until she gets bored; Vampires strike me as capricious creatures.
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The real question is would a vampire do you? cause that is kinda wierd... Would you bone your own food? Would you have sex with a hamburger? or a taco? I don't think you'd have sex with your meals, so visa-versa.
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Razama i don't think people r the same as hamburgers or tacos, but u might be on to something that a evil vampire might think.
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AlexTheHero wrote...
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If it were THIS vampire, oh HELLS YEAH.
To me, for some reason there's something oddly arousing about the idea of a female vampire sucking my blood. It gives me chills just thinking about it.
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I feel like I should make a Bakemonogatari reference, but I'm not sure how to fit it in. Anyway, a vampire is fine too as long as I don't wind up dead ... undead might also be a problem.
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Don't you turn into a vampire when you get your blood sucked anyways? so it'd be a one time deal right?
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hmm vampires r nice but i like another kind of creature
Lilm- she sucks energy through a kiss and thats y she my waifu
similar to this hot succubus
Lilm- she sucks energy through a kiss and thats y she my waifu
similar to this hot succubus
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Well i think u got it right for the bad Vampires but the good vampires "which there r not a lot of "think we should be tread nicely.
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swordmanXIII
FAKKU's Breaker
um yeah I would just don't suck me dry. just leave me with some to keep on living and as long as I can get it back I'll be good.
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Kaien wrote...
hmm vampires r nice but i like another kind of creatureLilm- she sucks energy through a kiss and thats y she my waifu
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well many things to consider if u actually living with out. how often he/she suck your blood, how much blood is being drain each time, will you 2 die closely or near at the same time (by that i mean the age), does she/he have some other power that might be trouble you in someway. does some angry mop chase after you once they found out u dating a vampire.
P.S. no offense the second picture is a bad choices consider there soo many better one
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If she sucks dick, you don't know how squirmy it'll gonna be... Just pray that God is on your side while she sucks so you'll gonna okay. Also, if you'd like it cold then, she got it, you can concentrate on her flesh. Also, darkenned sensitive parts is like natural eye shadow and lipstick. I say fuck vampires.
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Hmmmmm...... As long the Vampire Is loli and Cute I might do it with her
But if its not I might Shot her with my shotgun
or if it's a guy i would use my Grandfather Katana and stab him from his ass and Cut his neck......
But if its not I might Shot her with my shotgun
or if it's a guy i would use my Grandfather Katana and stab him from his ass and Cut his neck......
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tsuyoshiro wrote...
Bitch wrote...
I'd totally tap that >=[ and pet it too :DWhen I really think about it, the idea sounds good at first, but problematic in the long run. What if you're together for years? The idea of giving up part of your blood over and over doesn't sound too healthy for your body. Not to mention, everytime you have to get bit, and even if you are used it by now it probably leaves some unsightly marks on your body. She could bite the same place over and over again, but dear god after a while that will just look like raw meat. Also, having a vampire girlfriend can be very dangerous. There are some people just waiting with a torch and a pitch fork, ready to form a slightly irrate mob the second they find out someone actually is a vampire. Or a frankenstein monster, they hate those, too.
How are you going to introduce her to your parents? Are they cool with the vampire thing? You aren't going to be able to hide it, unless you can convince them that they can only ever see your new girl at night. Preferrably not your home because you just know that she is prone to leave weird vampire paraphenalia lying around. Also, the second you even think about dating a vampire, someone related to van Helsing will move in to your vicinity. Could be next door, could be a couple of blocks away, but they will be there and they shall watch your every move. It's a hassle.
How are you going to introduce her to your parents? Are they cool with the vampire thing? You aren't going to be able to hide it, unless you can convince them that they can only ever see your new girl at night. Preferrably not your home because you just know that she is prone to leave weird vampire paraphenalia lying around. Also, the second you even think about dating a vampire, someone related to van Helsing will move in to your vicinity. Could be next door, could be a couple of blocks away, but they will be there and they shall watch your every move. It's a hassle.
You over complicate things if you really love her it shouldn't be a problem at all unles it's something religious and your parents is crazy about it....you can just tell her to suck it somewhere else insted of the same place over and over again. IF Van Helsing did come to the neighbourhood or something like dat we'll just move into the dormitory of Rosario + Vampire >=]
I think dating a vampire is overly complicated, and the cutesy idea that love is enough to make everything alright is naïve. It's easy to look at this problem from the perspective of a certain manga like Karin or Rosario + Vampire, where everything always works out in the end, but would it really?
BOOM KO'ed you win LOL are you a sadist?