Would you do a vampire?

When I really think about it, the idea sounds good at first, but problematic in the long run. What if you're together for years? The idea of giving up part of your blood over and over doesn't sound too healthy for your body. Not to mention, everytime you have to get bit, and even if you are used it by now it probably leaves some unsightly marks on your body. She could bite the same place over and over again, but dear god after a while that will just look like raw meat. Also, having a vampire girlfriend can be very dangerous. There are some people just waiting with a torch and a pitch fork, ready to form a slightly irrate mob the second they find out someone actually is a vampire. Or a frankenstein monster, they hate those, too.

How are you going to introduce her to your parents? Are they cool with the vampire thing? You aren't going to be able to hide it, unless you can convince them that they can only ever see your new girl at night. Preferrably not your home because you just know that she is prone to leave weird vampire paraphenalia lying around. Also, the second you even think about dating a vampire, someone related to van Helsing will move in to your vicinity. Could be next door, could be a couple of blocks away, but they will be there and they shall watch your every move. It's a hassle.