Conn wrote...
Your assuming that any intellegent life thinks the same way we do, they may walk on two legs but have a different body configuration.
for example, three arms ,eyes on shoulders, brain in the backside(explains the anal probing somewhat) etc etc
...and their penises are located on their foreheads
that makes auto-fellatio and birth control so much easier for them
a downside though is that they can't think of anything but shit
well, a different life form configuration is something that is able to completely change it's body at will
[size=8](Starcraft Zerg again)[/h]