Coach McGuirk quotes:
"A couple of days I did. Alright, and I ran with a gang. The gang was called the Feelgoods. It wasn't the toughtest gang in the world... it was more like running with the cast of a broadway musical. Very annoying. Alot of freaky interpretive dance stuff - beads, makeup - in other words *drugs*, Brendon."
"No, You see; For me this doesn't GET BETTER, Alright? I've had my fun here and I'm leaving."
"I've got trademark products all over my body, it's like going to market, because I was drunk one night. Don't live like me Brendon."