Dearly Beloved,
We are gathered here today, not to mourn the loss of Penguin's hentai, but to celebrate the years of its existence. For six years, it has kept Penguin properly stimulated, so that he may fap in near perfect condition. It has been with Penguin through those good times, the bad times, and that time he received an erection that lasted over 5 hours, his hentai was always there for him. And although Penguin would sometimes neglect his collection for some real-life pussy, his hentai never grew angry with him, instead, it steadily built itself up to a ripe 100gb. From the old Eva doujins, to the Code Geass hentai, to even the obscure yet rare Emma doujins, this collection has grown, living a full, yet abrupt, time of masturbation. As you leave here today, I hope you take with the memory of it, each time you fap.
Now please join me in 21-fap salute.
SALUTE!