You submit your registration form to the robot clerk at the PGSGSDSE office.
"Thank you for your registration sir." It says in a humourless monotone."As part of the registration process you will have to complete the Space Adventurer training program in a simulated environment."
A small drone pops out of the ceiling and leads you to a room full of simulation pods. A rather bored looking human attendant walks up and directs you to lie on a couch.
"Okay, since you've already got a neural link I'm just gonna jack you in to the simulation."
You barely have time to give your consent before the attendant jams a plug into the back of your skull and your entire consciousness gets sucked into virtual reality.
What follows is a series of patronizing tests where you are instructed to look around, walk, jump, run, crouch and otherwise do trivial things that any sentient being without severe brain damage would already be extremely proficient at.
The testers even install this AI in your head called ARFS (Augmentated Reality Filter System.) Apparently it highlights things of note in the surrounding environment
like this. It also loads relevant entries from the Space Encyclopedia of Known Space into your cranial buffer. The testers tell you not to rely on it too much though as it can't always catch everything and it's possible for someone to hack into it and really fuck with your perceptions.
Finally the patronizing tests end and you find yourself wearing a space suit in a dank cave with slimy walls. A voice in your ear says:
"Okay Mr. Landers we're just gonna run you through a scenario you might find yourself in while space adventuring. There are no right answers to this test so please do whatever you think is best."
Looking around you a
shaft of light coming from a
hole in the cave roof approximately 10 meters up. Around you there are
three tunnel entrances. One seems to go deeper underground, one goes to the side and another seems to go upward toward the surface.
Suit Status:
Vital Signs: Normal
Suit Integrity: 100%
Radiation Shielding: 100%
Suit Battery: 95%
Life Support: Online
Auxiliary Air Supply: 100%
Air Filtration: Disengaged (Atmosphere breathable)
Climate Control: Online
Medical Suite: On Standby (no injuries)
Sensors: Online
Flashlight: On
Motion Sensor: Active
Movement Detected 40 meters ahead of and 20 meters below current position.
Comms: Online
Locator Beacon: Off
Inventory:
Space Condoms
A packet of space jelly beans
Mechadendrite (a tiny robotic tentacle with a little claw. Used for delicate operations in confined spaces. Extends 1 meter.)
A Towel
ARFS Settings
AR Filter: On
Filter Color: Green
Smarmy Comments: Off
Universal Translator: Off
Auto Encyclopedia: On