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No no! I wish I can write broken English. You know, the ones that make Xenon and Coffee pull their hairs out from their scalps? I am quite sure that it is not a piece of written work.

PS: I was too young to watch it when it came out and I never was able to catch it because I don't know where to watch that movie. Why was it R21?

Ah I see

Oh yes, I know that your writing structure is tad refined even in the foreground, hmm...try this one...

http://alaygenerator.co.cc/

It will make your text becoming like this one



Perfect!

I myself downloaded it from a filehosting site, it was many years later after the movie first came out tho, dunno why really it's rated such~

It must sound more Kazakhstani, more 3rd world!

Like:

I am THE national treasure and I hate noise.
We are awfully sorry for the convenience to you. Thank for your uncooperation.
And everything else in that link.
http://www.tripntale.com/trip/411/china-funny-chinese-signs-translated-to-english#!p-21492

OH OH OH OH, I SEE...

http://www.engrish.com/

You must mean this one too =D

It is hard to write like that after you have spent your entire life writing English.

Hmm..it might be hard when you're bit too used in proper English usage, it might be much easier for me who doesn't have English as his first language~

Before I end my day. READ THIS:

"Oh... You are a maid. These days you don't have to go to a maid agency to get one of those people to clean your house and enjoy your house while you are slogging your guts out 8 hours a day for a misery paycheck!

"No. While they are supposed to be at home, cleaning my house like a paid slave while I go out to work as a paid slave, they go moonlighting in those cafes where they press their bosoms on whatever that is humanoid in shape! Then they get pregnant and I have to terminate their services because of some stupid labour law and I have to pay even more money to get another maid because of something called inflation!

"Let me tell you this woman! I would like to have some money, so that I can hire a maid. Then I can start a maid cafe and have more money and hire more maids. And once I have more maids, I have more money that will be spent on more maid cafes and maids and one day, I will open a maid agency that trafficks women from third world countries to be paid slaves ..."

I would like to yell that in a so-called "Maid Cafe"

I demand a novel of those~

That somewhat collaboration project has had a somewhat start at last.

Which one? I would be interested in giving it some read at the very least~

The one that Branondorf wanted to start.

Ah it's a Yuri LN I see, I love yuri~

I'm not sure if it'll be yuri. It'll have magical girl stuff, I think. At least that was what Branondorf was talking, last I saw him.

Oh, so that's how it is, magical girl stuff also interest me too~

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Are you going to be a part of it then? Feel free to send me a portion of the finished parts, I'll be glad to give my thoughts upon it~

Well... I'm not sure what we're writing, honestly. Timezone is one big dick that is disallowing a proper discussion. I just suggested that the three of suggest one genre for it each and that is where the talk is left-off currently.

Timezones eh, it's sure is a big problem~

So the progress itself was quite uncertain? I think it's best if you all try to consolidate in which genres that you all seem to like in order to make things go smoothly, as an initiative try submitting a simple story draft in order to have something to discuss with them while waiting for them to be online =D

Well, in terms of draft, Miyake wrote a really tiny prologue. Perhaps we can use that.

WELL, I'M THERE. I'LL DO IT, SOMEHOW. Since I'm pro and shit. 'Ya know what I mean, right? ;)

Glad that someone already took the virginity~

Kinda, hahahahaha~

Wait... what?

Nah don't worry about it~

Since it's quite a big project in terms of collaboration I wish all of you best of luck, hope you can work well together and produce the results that you wanted~