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In the age of darkness, a young demon boy tries his best to become ruler over the realms by slaying the greatest warriors man has to offer, but due  to his short stature...this'll prove to be quite the task.

"I'll show y'all that I'm no pushover!"
The young demon tries his best to rally his fellow demons, but all they do his laugh in his face and throw whatever they don't eat at him.

"They don't belive me. Fine! I'll really go into the human realm and find a warrior and beat him good!"

So off the little demon went in search of his prize.
Demon boy never went to the human world in his life, so it was easy for him to get lost in the forest that surrounded the realm gate.

As the boy wandered aimlessly, he comes across a huge grizzly bear eating fish. If only demon boy knew how dangerous grizzly bears could get, I'm sure he would've turned around instead of grabbing a stick in a vain attempt to scare the bear away.

"Shoo  ya dumb fluffball! Gimme that fish!"

The demon boy strikes  the bear right in the snout, a hit as weak as that wouldn't have hurt the bear anyway, but it did make it drop the fish into a dungpile. Enraged the bear gets ready to strike demonboy, all he could do is yell for help and pray someone comes.
Before the bear could attack, out comes a warrior more than capable of ending the bear where it stood.
After the fight was over, the demon boy removes his hands from his eyes to see that the warrior was a big, busty  beautiful  blonde, that wore fur and leather patches that seemed to only cover the goodstuff but nothing else.

" uhh...thanks for  that darlin'"

The demon boy barely utters out the words as he wipes away the nosebleed caused by lewd thoughts.

" what's a...uhh...funny coloured little girl like you doing out in these woods by yourself?"

The warrior speaks, but was unsure of the sex of the little person she saved.

"I'm a boy ya meathead! Ahem, sorry I was just looking for someone."

"Ohh really? A boy huh?
"Well you simply must tell me more about this person you're looking for, come. We must go back to my campsite"

Before the demon boy could say anything, the woman picks him up over her shoulder...along with a piece of her kill.
After the two arrived at the cozy campsite, the demon boy tell the woman his story over the meal she made the two.

"So you wanna rule the realms eh? How you going to do that when a grizzly almost made a meal out of you?"

The warrior woman tries her best to hold back her laughter.

"Great, another non believer...I could've taken on that bear myself! If I had a weapon of course."

After their stomachs have settled, the demon boy decides  to prove his word by challenging the woman to a duel. The warrior woman had plenty of weapons to choose from, but many were too heavy for the boy to hold, so his only choice was the tiniest dagger the woman had.
And so they began to duel, the demon boy had no chance to begin with, but that didn't stop him from trying. The warrior woman easily dodged any attack the demonboy could muster, until he collapses  in exhaustion.

"Had enough huh?"

The warrior woman stands over the boy in triumph, just what the boy wanted. In a flash the boy strikes, he lands a hit but it wasn't a wounding hit. Instead the demonboy managed to strike the little piece  of cloth that barely held the warrior woman's  breasts. One look at those heavenly  busoms was enough to make grown men cry.
The warrior woman gauges  the situation, judging by his lustful stare, the little boy has never seen a woman like this.
The warrior woman made up her mind...

"Well it has been a while...come demonboy, prove to me you can slay this warrior."

The demon  boy lovingly embraces the woman, and so the two were enthralled into a night of lust, and passion only seen in those funny smut  books.

The morning after the two awake from their slumber, sore, and satisfied.

"So, you still feel like taking over the realms lad?

The woman kisses the boys forehead.

" meh, I have you"

And this begins the rest of their lives together.
The end.