Feel free to join in this horny summer craze! Don't forget to bring in 99 packs of condoms in case you are afraid yer Tralala will cum inside like a Gatling gun. If you say "Fuck you" or "Fuck me baybuh" I'm just going to make it friggin 100.
Say it both? I think it's going to be the 101 Dalmatian of Condoms~
To say the least, this event will resemble a sleazy orgy with tons of titties and booze, show to us you're horny enough to knock 7up in this. We'll be looking forward to sample your thingy ya made on this sex party, best of luck and may the Force of Ecchi and Hentai be with you~
Seems like it'll be pretty nice for advertising~