Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

Deep down, we're all arrogant, conceited, and self-centered. Now come here and prove it. ; 3

Post random things about yourself that you feel like saying. Because people need to know about you. And it will make your stalker's work a lot easier. Seriously.

ETA: The thread is for talking about yourself, ANYTHING about yourself. The act of talking about yourself being the "narcissistic act". Whether the subject of what you talk about is narcissistic in itself is entirely up to you.

I use my hands and arms a lot when I talk, especially if it's a topic I'm really passionate about. And boy, do I get passionate.

I'm not Italian or anything, but it's just how I express myself.

So far it's led to some accidental smacking of people's faces.

And once I accidentally grabbed a guy's junk.

~_~

I am predicting another "Unsaid Thoughts" type thread. JUST SAYIN'.

I have triple eyelids. Yes, they're a bit weird, but you wouldn't notice unless you were looking closely at my eyes.

KY warming liquid is my favorite lube.

I'm not really fond of striped panties, to be honest. I mean, they're cute and all, but as far as sexy goes, lace wins.

I have too many pillows on my bed. 11 pillows for a twin bed, whut.

Cold weather makes me happy, which is why I wonder sometimes why I'm living in CA. Oh, right, because it's awesome here.

I think 32C boobs are the perfect size. In short, I think my boobs are perfect. XD

(Yes, narcissistic much?)

Whenever my friends go into talks about their games, I rub in the fact that I'm best Armored Core and Ace Combat player among them. So much that they say they would never face off against me >.>

I was also judged once by a committee of professional actors to be the best one in the play I was in ( The Crucible by Arthur Miller with somewhat abstract decorations) which I consider a massive snob factor.

Uhhh well, my fingers are double jointed, as are my shoulders. Sort of explains why my shoulders suck so bad and get fucked up all the time.

I've got 20/20 vision but my left eye is slightly worse than my right so it takes longer to focus so I've got glasses recently for that(smallest possible prescription), if my vision wasn't so good I wouldn't have even noticed the problem.

I'm fairly proud of my ability to bullshit my work, especially in English classes I can turn a subject of nothing into a five page single spaced paper and actually get praised for it, yes I'm that good with pulling random stuff out of thin air that has nothing to do with anything and turning it into something off the top of my head.

I'm fairly popular with people(no fucking clue why) even when I'm not really trying to be, maybe because I'm a people pleaser and want to make everyone happy.

....not sure I did this right >.>

I have 36DD and disagree with above statement.

I love my breasts.

I also love 猫's (Neko's) breasts ; 3

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o3o

Excellent penmanship.

Umm... Well-endowed, I'm told? XD

That is all.
For now?

Perfect.

I mean. I... love fun stuff.

I think I'm better than all these narcissistic people because I got enough modesty to not to be a narcist =P

Boobs are good no matter what the size. However, I'm more attracted to legs on women. Long, toned legs FTW!

My hair is so thick that break elastic bands at least once a week. >_<"

The nail beds on my left hand are a couple of millimeters shorter than those on my right hand. This is because of years and years of playing instruments and cutting my left hand nails shorter than my right hand ones.

My goal in life is to become that crazy old cat lady that everybody fears.

Haha~

I am/was a loli magnet - every time I was going through Germany during holidays, I'd get at least one marriage proposal. When I was in shot age...even as much as three.


I speak excellent English. In fact, every person that hears me, refuses to believe that I'm not English or American.

People also always think that I'm German. Or Swedish, depending on opinion.

@_@ Brain. Hurt. Paradox.

OT: I love pandas, wolves, and ladybugs.

Especially wolves because they mate for life ❤ ❤

Oh, Federal? I better let you do your job then ; 3

I get turned on by well-proportioned women with long hair.

It gets me all hot and bothered. Especially if they're in pretty dress.

I understand this thread, whereas others seem to fall a bit short on that.

I always find myself feeling empty. Now that's narcissistic of me.

I have 6 tattoos.

Guess where they are ; 3

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