Talk About Yourself (aka Narcissism 101)

Hi, I am a delinquent of honor students.
The slimness of my waist is backed by my hollow bank account.
I'm very particular about hairs.
I exercise regularly to feel superior then other's who don't, that feel when you know that your body better then another, I can talk louder at them.
I can't eat much seafood, prawn crab etc, as volcanos will erupt on my skin with endless ichiness, same thing goes with overly spicy food.
The reason I eat less is that I'm trying to use less then RM50 per week to eat, not because I'm seriously trying to diet, you know!
I want bigger boobs.
I want more money.
And maybe little bit taller.

Who cares about honor student! We <3 delinquent don't we?



Slim enough matching those of malnutritioned kids from poor countries poverty, I see <3




Oh reaallyyyy~~




Since it's awesome, I won't comment on it, dear~




Weak.... Pathetic.... So I only need to slap your face with a fish then~



;~; I'm sad... What a touching life story.....




I pity yours too.... You might want to try to use melon bread inside



Work.... Or leech



I want it too!

Dear Yuri,

Why you go all the trouble to make a long looking post to reply my every single line.

Regards,
The person you're jealous of

Dear Yeah,

Because I love you just like that, dear.

Regards,
The person you've been looking up to

Hmm...I'm pretty down to earth, and I can be easy to get along with when I want to be. Though, when it comes to guys, I tend to be seen more as a 'homie' or a younger sister rather than anything else.

I'm also one of the least likely to be involved in girl drama during high school, and some people have said that I'm quite the quiet thinker as well as the observant type.

I don't really know what richies think, but RM50 a week for one is actually enough to go by, nothing touching there. :P

I don't even know how much RM50 is.... You're taking it too seriously

Convert it. RM1 = approx 2500 rupiah, this one indonesian told me. And I wouldn't understand people who thinks low enough of his own words to not take others seriously. :3

Oh I see~... And don't think low enough of your words, since I take yours quite seriously

Glad to hear that, although you seem to miss the point. What I was trying to say is...

uh wait, I can't seem to explain it in a single stream of idea. >.>

And so what was it?

My name is Kirk, ** years of age, I'm working as a Teacher (High school to be exact.)and for my subject, I teach History.

I'm 6'3 and I'm kinda muscular in built.(still improvin my abs a bit to make 'em washboard abs)


My hair is blonde, but my eye color is black (I'm half-asian)

I worked as a Bounty Hunter for 6 months. (Seems too short, thanks to that fuckah who stabbed me in my ribs)
I like guns (hence mah username) and military tech.

I'll tell when I can word it properly. Thanks for making me realize I can't word properly ideas that I feel so connected in my mind. DX

I think Pringles are evil...but I eat them anyway.

I am inordinately fond of wide-brimmed hats--the kind that British ladies wear at Ascot. I buy hat blanks from the swap meet and decorate them myself with ribbons, feathers, fake flowers, etc.

I'm a traditional, loyal, and somewhat old-fashioned girl.

I know this will shock some people, but others will know it to be true <3~

I don't know you well, so I just rely on what little I know about you and yeah, I'm a bit shocked.

But hey, isn't that awesome? At least to me it is. Very awesome. (;

I love watching shows in the Food Network.

Me too!

I love cooking, and am actually good at it if I'm not lazy. Actually, I'm pretty good at a lot of things...when I'm not lazy. *rolls around on bed*

I'm saving up for a DSLR so I can take prettier pictures. I'm not quite sure I want to be lugging that around all the time though. Ah well, one must suffer for art.

I'm a closet troll and sadist, as I (apparently)enjoy seeing people humiliated and crying. It is also for the same reason why my armchair was originally regulated for height higher then mine. And why I was overjoyed that my room is on sixth floor. But it's nothing major - I certainly don't own a torture chamber, contrary to name.

I always have to have the last cookie.

Did I ever said I can do that fake British accent? Well, I can. People always take me for me more evil that is. Unless I'm chatting with those American girls on Skype, they love accents.

I hate math. I absolutely despise it, and refuse to learn it any further. Not without a thick notebook and a storage of pens.

I hate my homeland, as opposed to my parents being rather patriotic. This gets brought up quite often in my house. Not that it matters outside, since I always get taken by person of different nationality. German, Russian and Swedish seem to be by far most popular picks. Oh, and American, for some reason.

I once punched a kid in my primary school. For no reason. Boy, did I get scolded.
But nobody actually talked shit about me for next 4 years in my class.

I voiced O'Brien from 1984 in my English classes reading (my teacher enjoyed having students read dialogues out right), hence my current nickname.

I could live off solely of bread rolls. THEY ARE THAT GOOD!

I like talking about others more than myself, because frankly there is nothing special about me.