Touhou Game Club

Well said, Zufy! That was really true, especially since every fans came from the same root: Touhou Project.



I'm sure there are still lots of things that haven't been parodied by Touhou fandom. Maybe something like Touhou x Baywatch or Touhou x MacGyver. I don't know if there are any fakkuxTouhou parody, and I hope I wouldn't see any since it'll be scary to see rule ⑨ goes that far.

Online co-op for Touhou games? I think that's a rather interesting idea, I'd like to see if it could be implemented on the future installment, maybe ZUN could start with a multiplayer story mode first...



What about THE POSE and JoJo onomatopoeia?! Do you even POSE?



Do you have anything against that Reimu vs Okuu Dogfight? I thought that was quite good, with all of that itano circus and shiny danmakus. Though I think it'd be more fit if it was shorter since I feel it was kinda dragged out.

There are always the shorter but equally as awesome touhou vids from the same creator.

*goes back to answer something*


The final stage of IN.
Why?

Allow me to share a short tale.

I first started my foray into touhou as a curiosity, as I began to see it pop up more and more frequently whenever I browsed the interwebs. I had thought of starting with the games first, but the real thing that pulled me back then were the official comics and assorted doujins I found at Gensokyo and Wings of Yuri (now ghostyuri). From there I became a touhou fan that knew quite a bit about the lore and setting, but had zero experience in actually playing the games. I deemed myself a fan of sorts at the time, but didn't really have an avenue to share or talk about it - since no one I knew shared the same interest.

It was then that I found myself joining the club, and got to interact with others who shared the same interest in touhou. I think I fitted in quite well at first, as I was able to respond with what I knew from reading - but Jenkins a hermit stalker caught on to what I was missing. Under the pretence of who gets to claim Alice (waifu game), he challenged me to a contest in IN, just between the two of us. I had not played the game before and was hesitant at first, but I caved in eventually.

And thus began my first attempt at playing touhou, accompanied by nothing more than a keyboard and determination. I played and pichuuned hour after hour, day after day - only ever getting as far as Udonge or Eirin at the time. Jencat Cat Hermit breezed through it easily (1st rate bully), and provided me with constant feedback and replays to examine - even going as far as to go through my replays to tell me where I had went wrong.

It was on the last day and last attempt(I kid you not) that I actually managed to reach Kaguya for the first time ever. I went in with no experience of facing her at all, and the duration of that one match felt like it dragged on forever to me. The adrenaline I got for surviving to the finals worked to my benefit, and while I found her patterns more difficult than previous bosses, I managed to survive and 1-CC my first touhou game.

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That was a good story. By the looks of it, said mayo hermit has surrendered all claims to Alice too. What if you didn't make it to Princess Shut-in before the end of the event? Did you ever think about that?



Plate of insanity incoming.

How about I come over there and give you a piece of my mind. lol.

Well, his main goal was for me to feel the exhilaration of danmaku play, and as long as I wasn't half-assing it he considered it my win.

I'd have shut the mayo hermit in the freezer and organize a mysterious sandwich party.

Incoming? Insanity doesn't get handed to someone. It burns through their mind, making them... well, insane. lol.

Sounds like the sandwich topping lover. He has a tendency to suck people into danmaku play, like a tentacle creature. Was it normal mode you did?

A mysterious sandwich party, could be interesting or turn out like a surprise hotpot. Regardless, mayo doesnt do well with cold. And thats the best way to keep it quiet.



Could have been a great quote until the last two words. Disappointing.

I find this as tempting as untouched meat buns and as heartwarming as Osana Reimu. Chief Zufi, I'd love to see the continuation of this story without any distortion in its contents. This piece of art is worth a Pulitzer prize.



It should be something like this. Evaluate how fabulous it is with your severely limited central processing unit.



Well yes, you've answered it yourself. The video isn't bad overall, if not real good. But I'm always in the impression that danmaku is also the battle of beauty and effectiveness, not a brawl like Dragon Ball. Don't know if it's just me, but there is exactly no scene that features such things (except for Musou Fuuin, that sure is fapulous). Regardless of that, I admire the creator's skill and his/her effort. It's still not something everyone can make.



What, you haven't read it till the end? You waste of Thunder Stone, I should've kept you as a Pikachu forever.



Aye, it's like a literal dogfight in motion. And no, BiBiko, Saigyouji Flawless Nirvana is not originally from PCB.

I don't think you get what insanity really is. Insanity is on the opposite side of the paper-thin wall that separates greatness and being a genius to the chaos of the universe. Insanity can also be the merging of the chaos with the genius, but most of the time it is the former. Of the former, there potential great things done with that insanity but none of good consequence unless thought through the eyes of the insane.

Insanity burns passion into one's soul. It also drives the greatness and the geniuses of this world. All things can be thought of as insane in this universe, except for the one undeniable truth: Everything is insane.

The rice has already turned to porridge, patron Cat.
Besides, the only distortion of content there is that you were once known as Jenkins. That is false~



The mayo monster sucked me into the easy chute. It still positively felt like the real "normal" mode to me at the time though.





I think that to understand insanity from a non clinical view point, one needs to be the insanity itself - and as the saying goes, only the sane would ever call themselves insane; the insanity becomes what they consider normal, and we would appear to be the insane ones to them.

.. wait, that's describing insane people, not insanity itself. (屮ﾟДﾟ)屮

Yes, which is why I spoke that undeniable truth. Everything is insane.

You are very correct though, in stating that the sane would ever call themselves insane.

On a random attempt at this spellcard I figured out how to do it. Speed and precision are your friend. [size=0]Thank you Youmu-IN and Mokou[/h]

Apparently those transformed pirate bullets have smaller hit boxes than previously thought.

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Because insanity is being discussed, with a legit response in the next post, it was insane thinking this could work unfocused. But it did.

Aren't you just good at making animation. Have you beaten Mamizou there? If you'd put a hitlist, specifically made for extra bosses only; who would be your first target?



That's aye since I prefer meat buns over rice anytime. Let's go have another challenge again later, of course in normal channel since you're already experienced now.

I don't know about anyone else, but my first target is Ran Yakumo... freaking Ultimate Buddhist spellcard is insane...

A hitlist would look like


Recording, converting, then uploading was going to take too much effort. So "stop motion animation" it is. Yes a few seconds after those pictures the spellcard broke, only made it that far in extra though. Her non-spells are hit-or-miss depending on the day.



Raichu isn't worth peanuts. Most electric type evolutions aren't worth the evolution. Jolteon not included since its Normal->Electric. Speaking of eevolutions, Umbreon is still the best.



Super shrine maiden, because blonde is better.
Alternatively, shrine maiden + shady magician fusion dance.
Yukari becomes green skinned and gets her planet boundary world destroyed by Freeyuko.
Mokou grants wishes from time to time.
Kaguya guards Mokou and scatters her requests across the planet.
Cirno is bald until falling in love with Rinnosuke.
Reimu has a kid with Kanako, named Sanae.



If everything is insane how can we, the self-labelled "sane", define and label others as "insane"?

Insanity is just a different way of thinking. Earth, as a human society, is amazingly conservative and critical of its own kind. The "insane" get labelled that way for what could be, and historically has been, a number of other factors within human behavior. At a point in time someone who was suffering from major depression, anxiety, and shock/trauma could have been labelled as insane, put in societal isolation, and left there until the end of his/her life.

Before we go off discussing how insanity becomes a part of someone shouldn't we properly understand why certain things/actions are and are not "insane"?

Even without the strikethroughs, I am still marked as number 7. Ohh, I can so feel your affection. As long as it's mutual, everything should be fine. Anyhow, I didn't see any Ran or Yukari in that list, which means I should be considered as one of them; the latter is obviously more preferred.

I cannot help but to ask why would you put Suwacko at the rock bottom? I suppose she's widely regarded as one of the easiest extra bosses.



This is the first true sentence you've stated for this year, BiBikachu. Now you will be able to close this year with at least one truth in your disposal. Not too shabby.



You've degraded one of the bestest characters into a nameless entity that's not even any better than sin sacks.

Theres no affection in that. Mutual death wishes makes everyone happy. PCB (all stages) is at the very bottom of the "to beat" list. Below yourself and Soku.

The frog lover is at the bottom because like Kanako her last spellcard is ridiculous. It's very much like that one phase of Hourai Elixir or one of Kaguya's final spell cards (to a lesser extent Yuyuko's TD overdrive). Those directions are just a pain in the side so MoF's extra isn't very appealing.



One truth? Wouldn't the other be making fitting nicknames for you every post?



Funny video. Komachi especially. You liked Freeza? Or it is Jiccolo?

You've been manipulated by Jeenni. He's using his black arts.



Ah, I've seen that baywatch video before. I don't think it really counts as a crossover with baywatch, but yeah, that was a close one.

For the multiplayer, it could work by making it limited to just Human and Human team like in Giga Wing or Gradius series.
But yeah, I also think that pure multiplayer story mode in Touhou wouldn't work good. for reasons it would alter the core gameplay of Touhou much and of course I couldn't imagine how the spell card duel will work if it's not a one-on-one duel.



I "get a feeling so complicated" like (u dont need to remember) Guanglai Kangyi EVERY TIME I open it. [size=6]daily reminder that Jotaro is now a meido with funny hat[/h]



"I feel you! I feel you deeply! Your feeling I can feel deeply!"

danmaku, or spell card battle in Touhou should really focus on beautiful bullet patterns and dodging than the usual Dragon Ball like brawls.
Besides, didn't the draft of spell card rules forbid the repeated use of attacks relying on physical strength anyway?

After looking up videos of Giga Wing thanks to your post, I'm disappointed with that game. It looked like the player could use some kind shield and just charge through the attacks. Disappointed isn't the right word, Giga Wing is just a different, more offensive, approach to curtain fire shooters. In comparison Touhou is defensive.

2 on 1 worked relatively well with Seiga and the corpse. Its pretty unusual to have to face multiple enemies though, Flan's 4 of a kind and one of Parsee's spells come to mind. In those there's only one target and the rest are illusions. If ZUN ever does attempt a multiplayer, it would likely end up as PoFV+IN. Side-by-side play, characters in human/youkai teams with a single story.