cheesy pick up lines
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Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
What's your sign?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
What's your sign?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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Do you have a map I can borrow because I'm lost in your eyes.
And one of my own creation.
I once saw a shooting star, and I wished to meet someone, who knew it would have sent me an angel like you.
And one of my own creation.
I once saw a shooting star, and I wished to meet someone, who knew it would have sent me an angel like you.
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elfen lied wrote...
heres an classic:tell me if this smells like chloroform
Time honored way to get laid.
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elfen lied wrote...
heres an classic:tell me if this smells like chloroform
Hey! NO! That is MY exclusive phrase!
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aznstoner wrote...
elfen lied wrote...
heres an classic:tell me if this smells like chloroform
Hey! NO! That is MY exclusive phrase!
It seems that people steal your phrases a lot... Your identity as a member of Fakku is slowly being taken away....
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"Is that your wallet on the floor? No? Then would you mind bending over anyway so I can savagely annihilate your asshole?"